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Emmy is a normal school teacher who just happens to be in love with movie star Johnny Depp. What could possibly go wron...
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Hillary backstage at SNL, watching a sketch about Donald and Melania. 2015.
reblog if you wish Patti LuPone would hold you like this
ATTENTION: Justice Department confirms 90 pages of swing state machine flaws in FOIA answer. Repeat: 90 pages of Voting Machines Malfunctions in Swing States. PA, FL, NC, WI and MI.
Start sharing this EVERYWHERE, because what we said RIGHT after the election and us wanting to #AuditTheVote is now being justified AND confirmed by the Justice Department. MACHINE HACKING is what we’re talking about here. And I and all those who analyzed results KNOW that was the case, because the results in multiple precincts in different swing states NEVER made any mathematical sense. If you believe that in different precincts in PA and WI Trump got 100% of GOP, 100% of Independent AND 60% of Democratic vote (that’s what it would take to justify his result), even in heavily black precincts, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn. Russians DO NOT hack voter databases just ‘cause, they hack them to hack an election, LITERALLY, not just with fake news. No, machines DO NOT NEED to be connected to the internet to be hacked. They are hacked easily with the voter database hack, because COMPUTERS that were hacked when the voter database hack happened, program the machines via external hard drive/key that is then connected to/inserted in the machines. Any malware that the hackers made the computer system download when they hacked the voter database, is then DIRECTLY inserted in the machines. This is for the IGNORANT TRUMP TWITS who try the completely imbecilic argument that machines must be connected to the internet to be hacked. No, they must NOT. THIS IS WHY TRUMP’S LAWYERS BLOCKED RECOUNTS. But truth has a way: it comes to light. Start sharing this and start DEMANDING precise answers.
I hit reblog so fast there was a tsunami in the Pacific.
Hillary and Bill arriving at the inauguration like
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This is the first time I’ve ever drawn Hillary Clinton. What do you think? 😍😍😍
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Backstage // 2008 (x)
She is my girl
Someone is hitting on Bill’s girl, what will he do? During the years when Hillary was Secretary of State.
As Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have to travel a lot and this meant that, very often, she have to stay away from her husband for too long. This last journey would bring her in Europe, in particular in Germany, the good news was that she would see her friend Angela Merkel and she was sure that she would spend a wonderful trip with David, a young man that would stay with her in the official meeting for the next years. David was very funny, kind and he always seemed to know what to say to made Hillary smile and to keep her awake during boring meeting. “I love you honey, I’m going to miss you” ”I love you, Bill” Bill had accompanied her to the airport and he would wanted to follow Hillary on her journey, because they were never able to spend so much time together between her work as Secretary of State and his work with the Clinton Foundation. All he could do now was hug her, wish her good luck and kiss her passionately before she departed. Bill loved his wife so much and he was so proud of her, because after 25 years in which she supported him despite her career she was finally able to fulfill her dreams and she was finally focusing on her career, but he sometimes wished that they could just relax and live their life like a normal couple. “I will miss you too, I’ll call you when I landed“ “Ok, don’t work too hard“ “I love you, Bill, bye“ “Me too, so much, bye baby“
Once she arrived in Germany, Hillary called her husband and then she went straight to her room to take a shower and to rest before getting ready for dinner. Hillary would had dinner with David and she was happy about that because for once she wouldn’t be alone for dinner. “Hi, Hillary“ “Hi David, are you ready for tomorrow?“ “Yes, I can’t wait, I’m so excited and I have never been to Germany, so I would love to visit it, do you want to come with me tomorrow night?“ “Sure, why not, it will be funny“ “You’re beautiful tonight Hill“ - Hillary looked him amazed. “Oh David, you’re very sweet, thank you“ “It’s just the truth“ “So, what do you expect from this trip?“
They finished the dinner and Hillary couldn’t wait to go to bed and maybe fall asleep listening to Bill’s voice on the phone. “Would you like to get a drink together before we go to bed?“ “Thank you David, but I’m very tired, tomorrow we need to wake up very early“ “Oh come on, the night is still young“ “Yes, but I’m not and I’m very tired, I’m sorry“ Hillary was about to leave when David grabbed her by the arm, turned her around and gave her a kiss on the cheek. “Ok then, good night“ “Good night David“ She immediately went to her room, she didn’t know what to think, David was very kind to her, perhaps too much. Was he flirting with her? It couldn’t be, he had half her age, and she was married, maybe she was just wrong, he was just trying to be nice. Once inside her room she prepared to go to bed and called her husband. “Hi, honey“ “Hi, it’s nice to hear your voice“ “I already miss you“ “Me too baby, so what do you wear?“ “Are you trying to do phone sex?“ “Isn’t it obvious?“ - Hillary couldn’t help but smile, even after so many years of marriage, he could always surprise her and make her feel young again. “I’m wearing a silk nightgown“ - Bill licked his lips imagining his beautiful wife lying on the bed in a sexy nightgown. “Take it off, love“ - Hillary giggled at her husband’s hurry, but she did as she was told and found herself lying naked on the bed. “Now I want you to touch your thighs with one hand and your breasts with the other“ “Oh Bill, mmm“ - She had always adored phone sex since the days in the White House, she adored Bill’s voice and loved to hear him say what he wanted to do to her. “Are you wet, honey? Because I am so hard, I really want to be there to kiss and lick every centimeter of your body, I want to taste you and make you scream my name“ - Bill unzipped his pants and took his erection in his hand, he was so happy that at his age he could still get an erection without help and with his wife he have many erections, especially after they spent so much time apart, he loved to spend the day in bed with her to show her how much he had missed her, but for now he must be satisfied with this. “I’m so wet Bill, I wish you were here, I want you inside me“ “I know love, just pretend I’m there, my right hand is between your thighs, my index finger is inside you, I rub my thumb against your clit and my mouth is on your breasts“ - Hillary was so excited and the more Bill spoke, the more she became wet. “Oh Bill yes, it’s fell so good“ “Oh Hill, I love you so much, increase the rhythm baby, I want you to come for me“ “Oh Bill, Ohhhh fuck“ - Bill also could no longer restrain himself and hearing Hillary screaming his name made him wild with pleasure. “Yes honey, come for me, God Hill, I’m so close“ “Billl“ - Hillary came with a cry, and Bill followed right after with a groan. “Wow, it was amazing“ “You are amazing honey, you’re so sexy when you scream my name while come“ “I love you Bill“ - She said with a yawn and Bill smiled. “I love you too, now go to sleep, you have to be up early tomorrow, call me when you have your break for lunch, ok?“ “Ok Bill, I love you and thank you“ “Thank you baby, sweet dreams my love“ “Good night“ Hillary fell asleep very quickly with a smile on her lips. In the room next to hers, David had heard Hillary have an orgasm and he thought it was because Bill was no longer able to take care of her needs, at this point David was more convinced than ever to conquer her and make her understand that with him her needs would always be satisfied, he thought she deserved much better than President Clinton and that he could be the man who could make her forget her husband and she would understand what true love was, what he didn’t know was that all the rumors about their fake marriage were completely wrong. Hillary and Bill loved each other as never before, and Bill showed every day to his wonderful wife how much she meant to him and Hillary was in seventh heaven, she loved her husband and felt loved and desired more and more everyday.
Tell me what you think about it and if you have some idea for another work. And sorry about the errors.
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First chapter :
She was so happy that she would be able to speak with her husband. She turned on her phone and dialed the number . She was so glad when she heard and saw him:
“Hi Hillary?”
“Hi honey , how are you?”
“I’m well, very well… So what’s up?”
“I have so much to say, where should I start??”
“Hill, sweetie you know I love you so much and I miss you, but I don’t have time right now.. I have to go, can I call you back ?”
“Honey, I was… Really? Ok… I love so much… Bye..”
“Bye..”
They hadn’t spoken for four days and he didn’t have time. She was so angry, so she started talking to herself.
“Really I did my hair, I put on nice dress and he didn’t notice this. What if I was naked …”
And then she heard a voice behind her:
“I think everybody would notice it, because you are sitting in a hall and if you look around you, can see a lot of people and I’m pretty sure lots of them would be very excited to see you naked.”
“Oh really , I don’t think so… Who among these young people would like to see 62 year old woman naked?”
“I wouldn’t mind …”
“David , please. I can’t tell you , it’s nothing special. Now I have to go.” She gave him her big smile and walked away.
Gosh she is so hot. David calm down she is a former First Lady and she is married, he thought to himself.
Hillary was looking in the mirror and she was watching herself and then she asked a question:
“Huma do you think I’m attractive ?”
“Why are you asking? Hillary what’s in your mind?”
“I’m 62 and…“
She wanted to finish, but Huma interrupted.
“Hill please, look at yourself. You are amazing. You are not only smart but very attractive. Yesterday when you wore that beautiful pink dress, three young men were watching you all night ..”
“I don’t think that was watching me…”
“Oh no, one said: Man, look at that blond lady… The second one said: Where? - then the first one answered: There. The second one said: Nice.. and the third one said: Nice butt. And then the two other said: Nice everything. And as far as I know you were only lady there and you are blond, right?”
“Yes, I was. You always know how to cheer me up. I love you for that. Now we have to go back to work.”
Hillary was walking out of the room when Huma asked:
“I still don’t know why you asked about your attractiveness?”
“Hymn, Do I look pretty today?”
“Yes, very good…”
“You see, I was trying to speak with Bill and he didn’t say a word about my appearance … He just said: I don’t have time.”
“Hill, please calm down he is also very busy. It doesn’t mean he isn’t attracted to you. He can keep his hand to himself when you’re near.”
“I know.”
After the work, Hillary and Huma decided to go down to the hotel bar for a drink. David where there too. Suddenly the band started playing Hillary’s favorite song. David saw her humming and came to her and asked:
“Do you wanna dance with me?”
“Yes, sure, I love this song…”
Huma was watching them and then she released that David was hitting on Hillary. And that was the beginning. She looked at Hillary’s face and said to herself : OMG this man will be in big trouble …
But at that time David was the happiest man in the whole world, because he could hold this amazing woman in his arms. Hillary on the other hand was very happy because she could relax. She didn’t suspect that this move would change something in her life.
I don’t know if you like it, this is the first time I have ever written sth in Engish so… I had to do this because the story has been in my mind for two days..
the people’s princess.
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“She was in my face from the start, and before I knew it, in my heart.”- Bill Clinton on wife, Hillary.
“Words do change the world, Words can spark both good and bad reactions Words can be used to manipulate people or liberate people Words can be used to oppress or to uplift.”
-Hillary Rodham Clinton
It’s hard to remember these days, but just a few years ago, everybody loved Hillary Rodham Clinton. When she stepped down as US secretary of state in January 2013 after four years in office, her approval rating stood at what the Wall Street Journal described as an “eye-popping” 69%. That made her not only the most popular politician in the country, but the second-most popular secretary of state since 1948.
The 2012 “Texts from Hillary” meme, which featured a sunglasses-clad Clinton scrolling through her Blackberry aboard a military flight to Libya, had given rise to a flood of think pieces hailing her “badass cool.” The Washington Post wanted president Barack Obama to give vice president Joe Biden the boot andreplace him with Clinton. Taking stock of Clinton’s approval ratings, Nate Silver noted in a 2012 piece for the New York Times that she currently held “remarkably high numbers for a politician in an era when many public officials are distrusted or disliked.”
How times have changed. “The FBI And 67 Percent of Americans Distrust Hillary Clinton,” booms a recent headline in the Huffington Post. Clinton’s favorability ratings currently hoveraround 40.8%. Bob Woodward complains that “there is something unrelaxed about the way she is communicating.” “Hillary’s personality repels me,” Walker Bragman writes in Salon.
How can we reconcile the “unlikable” Democratic presidential candidate of today with the adored politician of recent history? It’s simple: Public opinion of Clinton has followed a fixed pattern throughout her career. Her public approval plummets whenever she applies for a new position. Then it soars when she gets the job. The wild difference between the way we talk about Clinton when she campaigns and the way we talk about her when she’s in office can’t be explained as ordinary political mud-slinging. Rather, the predictable swings of public opinion reveal Americans’ continued prejudice against women caught in the act of asking for power.
We beg Clinton to run, and then accuse her of feeling “entitled” to win. Several feminist writers have analyzed the Clinton yo-yo. Melissa McEwan sees a deliberate pattern of humiliation, which involves “building [Clinton] up and pressuring her to take on increasingly prominent public challenges, only to immediately turn on her and unleash breathtaking misogyny against her when she steps up to the plate.”
If you find this hypothesis unlikely, there’s Ann Friedman’s explanation: Clinton makes people uncomfortable by succeeding too visibly. Clinton is trapped in “the catch-22 of female ambition,” Friedman writes: “To succeed, she needs to be liked, but to be liked, she needs to temper her success.”
Yet it seems odd that even when Clinton ascends to ever-greater positions of power—from first lady to senator, from senator to secretary of state—we start liking her again once she’s landed the job. It’s not her success that seems to arouse ire, but the act of campaigning itself.
This issue is not specific to Clinton. As Slate writer Jamelle Bouie has pointed out on Twitter, even progressive demigod Elizabeth Warren was seen as “unlikable” when she ran for the Massachusetts senate seat. Local outlets published op-eds about how women were being “turned off” by Warren’s “know-it-all style”—a framing that’s indistinguishable from 2016 Clinton coverage. “I’m asking her to be more authentic,” a Democratic analyst for Boston radio station WBUR said of Warren. “I want her to just sound like a human being, not read the script that makes her sound like some angry, hectoring school marm.”
–Sady Doyle: America loves women like Hillary Clinton–as long as they’re not asking for a promotion
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