Half Girl, Half Robot, Half Ravioli

Lauren Animation student & Artist 3:16

[presbyteriansideblog]

[xubbs]

I could be wrong but what’s interesting to me personally is that Elijah wasnt just mad, he was scared for his life cuz there was a queen who wanted him dead so Elijah ran and told God he wanted to die because he was in such anguish

But God is so good and He always knows what we need!

[archer-bro]

Notice too that he didn’t even give Elijah some encouraging words to comfort him.  He just told him to eat.  Sometimes just being there and making sure someone gets through their anguish is enough.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

AND THUS SPOKE THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE

“Why don’t you have a some food and maybe you’ll feel better.“

[goatyellsateverything]

And God said, “Have a Snickers.”

[xphilosoraptorx]

And Elijah inquired of the Lord, asking “Why?” and the Lord replied, “Because thou doth lament greatly when thou art hungry”.

Thus Elijah took and he ate of the confection, finding it to be exceedingly satisfying.

The Lord then asked, “Art thou better?”, and Elijah replied, “Indeed Lord, I am better”. Then the Lord further advised Elijah, saying unto him, “Thou art not thineself when thou art hungry”.

[jimxugle]

[pope-goodvibes]

[sklittles]

[atmariderjojo]

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[funnypicsdept]

[sweaterbunny]

You’re right they give you E. coli

[onodera-kosaki]

[laurenmichelle310]

if my boyfriend came on a donut i would eat it

[tittytaytay]

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[imactuallynot]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[levencamthenone]

diners, drive-ins and dives and dungeons and dragons and dinner and diatribes

[levencamthenone]

and dunkin and donuts

[thetyrannosaur]

and me

[autumnhobbit]

got mesothelioma at claires

[squided]

got entitled to substantial financial compensation at claires

[thotzilla3000-deactivated201805]

me too

[inmiseryinmissouri]

Omg

[imperator-purriosa-deactivated2]

it’s a little early to declare an april fool’s champion, but. 

BUT. 

[funnypicsdept]

[maybe-someday-eventually]

[us-army-world-tour]

how did these people manage to take over the world

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

Masturbation tip:

Let me do it for you

[curseworm]

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

[killer-catchy]

my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing

[curseworm]

baby slingshot

[mincedraft]

i paused my game to make this