Please No

Just your friendly neighborhood bisexual I share a personality type with Hitler. Aquarius. Overly sarcastic.

[theawesomeadventurer]

can you tell im mentally ill

[bitchvirgo]

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

[linddzz]

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

[irisbleufic]

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

[radiantroach]

[the-suitelife-of-disneychannel]

Disney Channel Online Games

[sweaterforyourthots]

so does anyone know where i can play bueno rufus???

[memehumor]

Another one of Trump’s tweets that didn’t age well

[skrotchevo]

[beyonceisstraight]

[shawnpau]

God I hate the internet so much

[straycatj]

ウマいメシ！ウマいメシは！？

Give me yummy dish! YUMMY dish!

[straycatj]

ウマいメシよこさないと、かむです！

I'll bite you not to give me a yummy dish!

[enbizaka-murders]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

[perplexedcam-deactivated2020051]

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

[cr-familiar-faces]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[thebootydiaries]

i skip the letter b when reciting the alphabet because i respect bees and just want them 2 be happy 

[ultradickwizard]

It took me a moment

[thebootydiaries]

can u please explain it to me cause i have no idea what this means or what i was thinking

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Owlturd

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[phoenyx]

[Image: A tweet by user @jadasyl that reads “13 spooky days until the anniversary…” The image in the tweet is a screenshot from an unknown website dated the 16th October 2012 and user BigJB21 says: “god i wish that were me”. /End ID]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i believe the website is deviant art

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[sixpenceee]

These clouds are not caused by smoke or dust, but millions of hatching lake flies.

[mooiammariah]

You would not believe your eyes

😩 👊🏽/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

If ten million fireflies

👋🏽 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]