they close their eyes and prayed you would change

Hello there. My name is Brett. My blog is a mess of things I enjoy. Which is mostly: Supernatural, Captain America, Sebastian Stan, Misha Collins, Destiel, and some other random things thrown in there too.

[anya-chalotra]

#they're just like us fr

[anya-chalotra]

#they're just like us fr

[putrid-pixie]

this is like crack to me

[knock-knock-its-a-me-mario]

please please please please please come back please i’m begging 😭😭

[woodrider]

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

[kalichnikov]

it's where they go to do cocaine

[audrey-hepbae]

[guiltyidealist]

[mango-season]

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

[mcblings]

We’re not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we Scooby?

SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND — 1998, dir. Jim Stenstrum

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

my mom still says czechoslovakia

[master-milenko]

Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro...

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

[mythwords]

[cnc3-deactivated20211231]

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

[weloveshortvideos]

[byebyebyebyebyebybeybebyeybeyeb]

how can him go inside but me not

[i-am-fert]

itis okay. you can stil particitate in othor fert activties suck as:

sleep

sleep

and sleep

[dicecast]

This is illegally sweet.  

[stars-bean]

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

[byravenheart]

[bacchanalium]

Some dude in 2020: You should not judge a historical figure, a man from the past, by the modern ethics! He was a product of his time. 500 years ago his actions were completely normal! It’s present-ism, we can’t judge… bla-bla-bla…

People from 500 years ago: Oh my, this guy is such a bastard, a genocidal butcher, a total piece of garbage. Let’s keep records of this douche so people from the future shall hate him too. 

[shining-dawn]

[explorerrowan]

Columbus’s crew were writing about what a genocidal monster he was. There were mutinies and uprisings by his crews and colonists constantly. If his contemporaries were willing to risk the ire of the queen of Spain to oppose him, we have every right to call him out on it too.

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[timbradford]

another meme i won’t finish: male characters (3/20) - nick miller (new girl)

I was born on a cold, lonely street on the South Side of Chicago. As rumor has it, and there’s no proof of this, obviously, but I delivered myself.