CC HOSAB for bitches who have never read it :)
aka oh my god help me this is a liveblog moment
Werewolf girl= Danika
platinum blonde
long braid
a cop
has a sword
stinky
black boots
smokes with bryce
ate bryce's leftover noodles
Stoner= Bryce
golden skin
wine red hair
black bodycon dress
takes dance
has a matching tattoo with danika
half human
Person who hates Danika= Lehabah
24hr guard for some treasure or whatever
Other Person who hates Danika= Jesiba
ex witch
400 years old
knockoff Hades supporter
necromancy
changes people into animals
vanir (everyone except humans and normal animals) have magic powers
lots of fighting in this world
whatever building theyre in at the start of the story is made with thick stone and sandstone
everyone is really bitchy for no reason
theres a UNIVERSITY??? lmfao sarah janet
City Heads = 7 important people
Danika is a wolf princess
her mother hates her and bryce who ig is her gf?
her mother was snubbed from being queen of the wolves bc lol fuck her lmfao???
the carpet is green EW
danika? a history major? ok
Danika "Caramel Eyes" Wolf Princess
Phillip Briggs ig
some guy getting out of jail bc his paperwork was fucked up
he's a terrorist he wanted to bring the human rebellion to the continent Valbara from Pangera (who im guessing is Prythian? idfk)
he had a rebel bomb lab
sucked at hiding his blueprints to blow up "the White Raven" club. nightclub? yeah a nightclub
ok he bombs the city a lot
oh briggs is a BESTIE?? he wants to overthrow the magic people bc humans are enslaved
ACAB fuck you Danika!!!!!! no wonder theres werewolf racism!!!!!! she and "the Pack of Devils" busted his rebellion
Pack of Devils vs 33rd Imperial Legion= cops vs bitch angels who whine if challenged aka cops
Danika is so bitchy shut UPPP shes going to scream in some archangels face
CITY HEADS
Prime of wolves in Moonwood
Fae Autumn king in Five Roses
Under-King in Bonequarter
Viper Queen in Meat Market
Oracle in Old Square (which is where we are rn)
River Queen of the best house everrrrrr House of Many Waters GANGGGG from under the Istros River
and then fuck humans of Asphodel Meadows ig theres no representative for them which is why Philly boy is a terrorist
and then Micah, Head of the Central Business District owns everyone. ok "Archangel of Valbara" who answers only to the six Asteri (whatever those are) of the Eternal City of Pangera
Syrinx= pet chimera (30lbs/15kg)
excuse me i mean Not a Pet according to Jesiba. he's Lahabah's guard pet- guard. just guard.
lazy little man we love him
LEHABAH IIS THE SNOOPY FIRE SPRITE XJXNDNDN
boringggg yawn yawn this book S U C K S
This was only chapter one and it took me an hour. theres 97 of them.
@a-court-of-valkyries
Greatest Summary of all time also let’s cancel sjm she is too much 🫡
