Certified Phrog Shrine

she/they • 22 • demi bi • i write stuff in glitter if u ask nicely :) • semi-hiatus • just another evil triangular meme aunt with too many hyperfixations for my own good; at your service.

[clusterbuck]

everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings

[thekneezbeezz]

rocky really ate him up here. i fear

[mudwerks]

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

[playnicepussycat]

He eat

[pon-raul]

what sort of fucking demon is that

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just a little boy.

[meteonisdrytron]

Me

[bunjywunjy]

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[clarenecessities]

By Korean artist Yang Young-Soon

[everyday-cutephoto]

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[saywhat-politics]

Someone asked why I bothered to bash Trump on social media

[liberalsarecool]

Men made decisions to rape with fellow rapists. They decided sexual abuse and torture were bonding experiences.

Language matters. Stop removing men from their active role in raping children.

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "