Color Me Curious
if i look back, i am lost
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@sweet-lady-annatar
Imagine, if you will, a single issue voter, whose issue is his neighbor
He will vote for whichever Mayoral candidate promises to lay siege to his neighbors home and banish him from the neighborhood
Notably this guy lives in a city of several million, and goes to every Mayoral debate asking what the candidates will do about his neighbor Debbie and her horrid lawn ornaments
Yes, Debbie transitioned in-between reblogs, he (the voter) may hate her but he wouldn't be caught dead being transphobic
i should pounce on my gf she's so pretty
it'd hurt us both for multiple reasons but it'd be kinda cute i hope
the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
30+ year old trans women my beloved
Everyone say thank you 30+ year old trans women
do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?
Necessary and sufficient
former enemy mech pilot did not expect to get this far
Pornos should have outtakes reels at the end, like movies used to have.
copypasting this from my comment bc puppy asked me to:
there's this video i used to watch all the time when i was younger where the main star came out at the start and just started doing bits. she was hilarious. she had the script of the porno in her hands and was like critiquing it. her scene wasn't until the very end but she kept butting into other scenes like hey babes i just feel like it would be more interesting if we tweaked your backstories a little and the other actors would just be baffled because absolutely no one else cared about whether they were an ambassador or a sheik or whatever but Penny was adamant that she could improve the shitty porn dialogue with better Motivations for her fellow actors. incredible throwaway bit and i always hoped i would find something like that again but no
you forgot the best one
computer open.
computer shpw me fortnite milfs.
hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.
World Heritage Post
At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE
once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people
BMI IS FAKE. BMI MEANS JACK SHIT. I AM GRABBING Y'ALL BY THE SHOULDERS THIS METRIC IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND IT WAS MADE BY AN EUGENICIST
Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost
Accidentally sent "Keeping my razor polearm as shiny as my crown this accursed day" to the domestic pet princess groupchat and "Anyone wanna sit delicately on pillows and eat yummy cakes later?" to the vicious martial princess groupchat today. So I hope your day is going well
This on booty shorts
Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.
