Someone Left Me In The Basment

Skog

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[dogpuppy]

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[seven-oh-four]

if you delete one of your miis, the other miis who were their friends should mourn them. there should be a chance for one of them to make it their life's mission to make you pay for what you did

[thetoadking1]

Imprison one and then have it escape to slowly and methodically enact its revenge. The Count of Mont-mii Cristo if you would

[zootycoon-archive]

why does travis scott get a meal at mcdonalds. what about….. what about……… sandsvendor100.

[sandsvendor100]

Tell Them You Want Your Burger Done “Burger Style” Or “With Cheese” And The Look On Their Face Will Be Immaculately Conceived

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[straightboyfriend]

mr beast,,,

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve made this exact post before but idc. best part of the entire Saw franchise is in Jigsaw after the first group trap happens and someone is eviscerated*, they go to the next room and Billy the puppet trikes out, as he is wont to do, and a character literally goes “um, THATS not creepy at all” and it made me so mad i instantly went blind for like 15 seconds and had a pulsing headache like my brain was trying to run away

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can’t explain it but this sucks so fucking bad that i almost effortlessly wrap back around to enjoying it genuinely.

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[depsidase]

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy