Smart and funny header quote

[kingofthesheep]

Mimic.

[shadysatsukifacts]

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[backstagegondolin]

Wikipedia says that "the Ancient Macedonians believed that to see a least weasel was a good omen"

and I agree! I saw the small beast and now I am happier than before. omen fulfilled

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[midnight-roses-candy]

xkcd #122 came out in 2006 and yet still manages to describe a ridiculous number of people on this website. You want your manic pixie dream girl so badly until she has her own interests and isn't just for your amusement.

[to-proudly-go]

They haven't talked about this particular idiom yet

[dumpsterfire620]

[z0mb1ekid]

"The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

[mrkanman]

[memorycycle]

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

[aofi-humananimalgirlfeet]

here you go little buddy

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[xkcd-for-that]

"Radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius?" "Uh, sorry, gotta go!"

Degrees

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[aromancy]

*ungreats your dane*

[crazysodomite]

which oomfs want to do this together?

[sabrebash]

Fanart of Them:

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[earthkinoustar]