hobbyist court jester

gamer, shipper, fanfic writer, rper i've got big shoes to fill

[zxid]

kelvin and seven from deadlock for the very cool @caaaaaww !

[swarnpert]

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

[enchantedbook]

'The Council of Cats' "by Wayne O Connor

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[orcboxer]

hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

[boccher]

why are they throw a dog at the cameraman

[aidn]

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[willgrahamscock]

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

[fluffysheeps]

🐮🐱

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called-

me: i dont wanna hear it man. last week it was slutweed, the week before that it was the jpeg weed that kept clipping through the paper, just give me the normal shit

dealer: aw come on man i got the cocomelon weed👶 i got the analog horror weed👁 i even got the pizza tower weed🍕 dont worry its not just oregano😉🌿

me: do you even sell normal weed. are you some kind of fucking trickster spirit.

high pitched gnomish voice from somewhere in dealer’s giant trenchcoat: i thinjk shes onto us boss

[animepolaroid]

[来自] - reposted w/ permission

[catchymemes]

[stormcallart]

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

[imperatoralicia]

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

[peachesncremate]

Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

[albertcamuesli]

no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

[inktho]

patchwork chil

[ostolero]

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter