Title of my Life

BLM ❤ Just another lost soul trying to figure out her place in this world ❤ BLM

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[prosopagn0sia]

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

[bileshroom]

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

[renguro-main]

i want that twink obliterated

[maltese-death-kitty]

• calling everything sexy

[thingenjoyer224]

[cripple-cryptid]

- YEET

- Understandable sir have a good day

[sci-the-superb]

- "fuck dude it sure is" in response to something obvious and/or mundane

[strangehorse]

[ID: comment from ‘Vegetaoverr9000′ on Reddit in all caps reading 

‘Dude fucking thank you I love you 

Let me know if you ever need that dick sucked!’]

[sawasawako-archived]

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

[prinnay]

Animal Party

[sweetestofpsychos]

This is like grown up Lisa Frank and I love it.

[bisexualsoup]

team nice dynamite serving LOOKS

[achieveramsey]

i often think about how jack loves. he loves so goddamn hard and so much and he has the kindest, biggest heart. jack pattillo makes the world a kinder and better place.

[floral-foxes-deactivated2020011]

This is like a goddamn renaissance painting

[jackisreallycool]

this is so funny

[itchycoil]

this is like. all media 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

[onceiwashere]

this SUCKS

[brucebocchi]

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

monky

[a-game-is-the-foot]

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

[em-in-chem]

Always reblog exposèes on the obscene abuses of power perpetrated by the Disney corporation

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[the-final-sif]

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

[christophermfowler]

Fishtown | Leland, MI 2016

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”

[fandomsficsandfeels-deactivated]

I DIDNT KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE TOO

[audrey-hepbae]

Good morning all you That So Raven sons o guns

[riseswind]

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[nopethatsnotembarrassing]

Jesus Christ what is that?!

[prinnay]

catching some shooting stars

[hunter-of-light]

[February 2017] Winston, OR

Here’s a photo of a cutie patootie 👅

[anxietyproblem]

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form