i promise i'm a switch

fox/sage | he/him | trans and pansexual | 18 | message me; im always a slut for attention | follow me on twitter | uses a queue | tags pee, tw, personal and not nsfw for blacklisters

[sub-boy-sunshine-deactivated201]

Things that I love from doms

Spreading my legs for me: Oh my god I love it when you slide those hands up between my thighs and force them apart, like yes please

Your hand on my throat: Not even choking hard or anything, but I promise if you just put your hand anywhere near my neck I will explode with excitement

Teasing my ears: They’re sensitive as shit, maybe nibble on them a little as you move to my neck to leave a hickey?

Hickies: Not just on my neck and shoulders, but I love when you leave them all over my body, my stomach and hip bones and ass and just everything

Pushing me down: If we’re kissing next to a bed or couch or whatever, and you push me onto it I will love you forever

Grabbing the back of my head: Yes please!!! If I’m giving you oral, there is nothing you could do that would turn me on more.

[fat-ugly-loser-deactivated20181]

😉

[angrylizardjacket]

it’s officially 2019 and my resolution is to be twice as slutty and make more bold fashion choices; this one’s for you, Mr Mercury.

[dailybipuns]

in 20biteen, we do it for freddie

[donutgod1-deactivated20140913]

Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity

[himfromthesun-deactivated201712]

And unfollow me if you think it’s acceptable to misgender them just because you don’t like them as a person.

[jacktheriver]

thank you for sacrificing followers to fight for me and many like me.

[vaultieglass]

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is

[caffeinatedredhead]

shoutout to tumblr for constantly making me discover kinks I didn’t know I had

[notupsidedownanymore]

So…vampires were the 2000’s, zombies the 2010’s, with the Shape of Water, Sirens, and Aquaman being so successful, I’m calling it right now that our new monster is going to be fantasy water/sea creatures.

[bands-and-random-stuff-inactive]

Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing! 

[for-the-love-of-fo]

Just putting this up for any of you that need this.

[fuckingtestosterone]

hands up if u want ur tongue buried in a cute boy’s cunt rn

[mistaballs]

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[sweetfoxboy]

I'm logging out follow my Twitter uwu

[ramenyul]

some of y’all haven’t sat through 10 seasons of supernatural just to see if dean and cas would hold hands and it shows

[cutiepiesub]

Y'all ever just want to be pinned against a wall and roughly kissed and marked on your neck? Because I do.

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[subsidiary]

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

[vulnerabaek]

small, whiny bottoms with insatiable thirst for big cock but cries when their daddy play with their cock because “daddy, d-don’t I want to cum with your cock, p-please” and when daddy pummel their tight cunt they hiccups and spurts too soon but sadly, daddy hasn’t cum yet “daddy-ah! please please please I’ll be good for you, please be gentl-ah! not too fast!”

[scissor-bby-deactivated20180711]

I’m such a slut for that condescending faux-sympathy voice that turns vicious so quick. Like when you whimper and they say, “aw, does that hurt you baby?” and you nod yes and they say “Good, it’s supposed to.”