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Can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Smells like the People's Strudel
Time For A Witchy Checkup
Hey you! Stop scrolling for a moment, it’s time for your checkup. Take a moment to check each of these things and fix any problems you might find.
Wards and Shields
Are your special spaces still warded properly? Are the barriers still strong? Are there any holes or damages?
Are your personal shields still there? Do they need refreshing? Are there any gaps in coverage? Can you still do your work through the barrier?
Altars and Tools
Are the altars clean and organized? There’s no dust?
Are there any offerings that have been sitting out that need to be refreshed or disposed of?
Is there any unusual energy in any of your consecrated items?
Does everything feel charged and ready?
Your Body
Have you taken all of your meds that you need today?
Have you been eating/hydrating properly?
Getting enough sleep?
Does your body need anything from you right now to feel a bit better?
Entities and Other Things
Are there any regular offerings you give that you could/should check off?
How are things with your familiar? Your companions? The local land wights? The spirit(s) of your house? Do they need anything from you to keep the relationship strong, if you have one?
Are there any unexpected entities hanging around/taking up anchors? (Give your knickknacks a good check for this, as well as any old toys and jewelry.)
Do you have any promises, dedications, or oaths you’ve taken up? Have you been maintaining your end of the deal/is there anything you can do to be progressive about it?
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a guide to exploring abandoned farms
essential supplies include: plenty of food and water, a change of socks, a hat, rope, bandaids, a knife, gloves, an acorn in your pocket, and an offering
there are always odd noises on the farm. half of them come from the animals
try to forget what the lake looks like between the hours of three and four AM
never ever find yourself alone in the milking shed in the south end of the farm. time passes differently there
if you happen to hurt yourself in your exploration, make sure you do not bleed onto the dirt
bring plenty of water, you do not want to drink from there
the cows will watch you, this is normal
close every gate you open, even if the fields are empty. don’t ever leave one open behind you, just trust me
beware unstable rocks, the cracks tend to be filled with insect nests
bring a weapon with you, but no guns
if you see someone else while exploring, never tell them your name. you can never be sure if they are real or not, and further out you go, the less real they will seem. the patupaiarehe have evolved in cruel and unusual ways
do not go inside the empty share-milkers cottages, whatever you do, do not go inside. something else lives there now
a tree with the undersides of its leaves showing mean that a storm is coming. a tree with no leaves means the storm has already come
sometimes the hills look like they’re moving. be aware of this, because some things don’t like to be disturbed
do not sleep under the full moon, in fact, just don’t sleep on the farm
finding skulls is normal, only become worried when you start finding ribs
if you find yourself lost in a forest, continue walking in a straight line until you are free again. the trees may make it look as though you are going in circles, but i promise you’re not. ignore the soft music you can hear
your phone won’t work out here
the ghosts from the land wars won’t harm you, but be sure to show them respect
don’t take anything from the farm with you when you leave. just be grateful you have made it out alive
This is labeled as New Zealand Gothic so there are a few things specific to NZ here, but I live in Michigan and let me tell you. This isn’t a joke, not is it region specific. There is a farm my father has visited since childhood that never felt right. He once saw a black mass that they don’t like to talk about. A few years ago a swarm of flies attacked his tent one morning while he was camping with a friend. That same day, he became suddenly and violently ill. He brought whatever attached itself to him back home and it didn’t leave until we did a full cleansing ritual.
Do not fuck around on farm land. Especially if you don’t know what was on that land before it.
@aprilwitching
I actually need to add to this because there’s some stuff the locals out in Missouri told me.
around dawn/dusk/twilight if you feel something behind you, don’t turn around. Even if you are in an open field
you hear a woman crying in the woods, hope that its probably a cougar. dont go looking for it
avoid the woods around these farmlands if you can
dont cross streams
try not to be there around the evening time. whatever you’re feeling will get worse and might follow
if you’re religious, don’t bring any artifacts of such if you can. crosses etc. it can upset whatever is there.
I dont care how pretty the rock is, don’t pick it up
avoid going in most buildings. not just the ones listed above. especially barns. look in, look around, don’t physically walk in there. not only is it structurally unsafe, you don’t know whats hiding in there. corporeal or not.
lastly, before you leave. check your belongings and pockets and anywhere anything you can stash stuff in. chances are you will be missing something, that’s normal. if you had something there you didn’t before. sometimes they just happen to be there even with no recollection. get rid of it on that land, not off of it!
A Simplified Guide To Exploring Abandoned Farms, by MindfulWrath
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Don’t forget that if you start singing and something joins in, do not look for it.
No matter what you do, do NOT attempt to communicate with spirits. They are many, they are ancient, and they are powerful.
Those flowers are beautiful but do not take one for yourself, you’re proposing a trade with the land and you will not like what it decides to take in return.
If you feel like you’re being followed, don’t turn around but walk over the cow grates half buried in the ground. This will make them stop.
And the last thing I’ve learned, whatever you do or don’t believe, these lands abide by different rules and they abhor having these rules broken.
As someone who lived on a farm in Nebraska, I can absolutely reassure you this is true and should absolutely believe it.
The farm areas work a little differently in my area, and I’m not sure if anyone has a similar area, but I’ll add to this just in case.
• Avoid the train tracks. Something is always waiting there. Whether it wants to hurt you or just wants to watch depends on its mood.
• Don’t follow the strange lights. Avoid them at all costs.
• Do NOT follow the dirt road at sunset or nighttime. The ones who wait there do not like you and are willing to do anything to get you out, including hurt you.
• If you are in a car and feel as though you are being followed, DO NOT look in the back seat. There will ABSOLUTELY be something there, and sometimes these things do not want to leave after being seen. They feed off your attention.
• If you’re being followed, get out of that area and go a but further. Maybe a lot further. They like to ensure you won’t come back. (I never learn)
• DO NOT speed to get away from something that’s following you, especially near the train tracks or on the dirt road. They will match your speed, no matter what it is. They’re trying to spook you. They’re trying to get you out of their territory. Speeding on these roads only heightens your chance of a crash.
• Try not to listen to the growling or howling. Don’t yell at it. It’s not always your dog(s). Yelling attracts it to you.
• AVOID THE FREAKING BARN. AVOID THE AREA SURROUNDING THE BARN. DO NOT MESS WITH THE BARN.
• IF YOU OPEN A GATE, S H U T . I T .
• You WILL see things. Do NOT investigate the black, hunkering figure in the distance. It disappears when you get close. It might be trying to lead you away. I don’t know enough about it yet, and I don’t want to.
• If you’re in pain for seemingly no reason, get out of that area fast. Something’s trying to hurt you.
• Don’t challenge them. They WILL win.
People who think these kind of posts are fiction (unless explicitly stated) or overreacting must have had such boring childhoods
New Year’s Superstitions
Don’t do laundry on New Year’s Day lest you wash away your good luck for the year or wash away the life of a loved one.
Kiss someone at midnight to ensure lasting affection throughout the new year.
A tall, dark-haired man should be the first visitor in your home in the new year to ensure prosperity and luck,
Eat black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day for good luck.
Eat collard greens on New Year’s Day for wealth.
Don’t throw anything out on New Year’s unless first something has been brought into the house (no taking out the garbage unless you’ve already brought in groceries).
Breaking anything on New Year’s is considered doubly unlucky.
Try to enter the new year with a full pantry/fridge.
Any money that you find on New Year’s should be spent on someone other than yourself.
Pay off personal debt and try not to carry debt with you into the new year.
Make as much noise as possible at midnight to scare away bad energy.
Likewise, open the door at midnight to usher the old year out and the new year in.
Essentially, the rule is that whatever you do at New Year’s is the fortune you’ll carry all year. So eat for wealth and luck, bring only good into your home, and surround yourself with small comforts and friends.
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Made my first tarot spread post! Also works with oracle cards.
This is a spread to help you strengthen your overall magical abilities by understanding your weaknesses and how to use your strengths to develop them.
1 - where magic is weakest. This is an area that you may struggle with or haven’t realized your potential in. Reversals may mean that you are expending energy in that area, but towards others and not yourself.
2 - where to look for inspiration. Look to this place to see how you can work with your weaknesses and understand them better.
3 - where magic is strongest. This is your shit! You’ve got this down, you understand your abilities and utilize them in a healthy, effective way. Go you!
4 - how to cultivate weakest areas using strengths. This will guide you in applying your strengths to develop your weaknesses. Slightly different from the second card, this one will show you how you can actively use what you already know.
Please feel free to use this spread for personal use! I don’t mind you using this if you offer a paid service, either, but please be sure to credit me. Enjoy and happy witching!
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I can't wait to try this. Thanks!!
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