18 Years Past My Bedtime

Alyssa / 18 // Kings and Capitals with a hint of everyone else

[sweetjonesy]

Man I have not been active hi there people who care

[romanpolak]

if you could date any hockey player who would it be?

the one most willing to pay for my schooling 

[michiganrebel92]

New jerseys - NHL tested, Nylander approved.

[puckducky]

When you suddenly remember that one embarrassing thing that happened 8 years ago

[nbamlb]

[wiinchesterlogic]

Stan Clone: *points to Stan* Shoot him, I’m the real Stan!

Bill: *points gun at clone* the real Stan would never pass up an opportunity to die.

[thomaholland]

which finn wolfhard are you today?

[dailytwitterposts]

[hockeyagent]

am I the only one that feels like Burkie and Backstrom have been trapped in that hotel room exercising for 3 weeks straight

[erikjohnsons]

Devils @ Capitals 9/27: the Caps’ reunion with mojo

[sweetjonesy]

I’ve returned to the good ol’ days tanner--pearson --> sweetjonesy

[sweetjonesy]

Richie: I owe you my life!

Stan: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

[unpredictablememes]

Yeeet I’m out

[dickgraysoni-deactivated2021102]

Gabe the babe and his favorite: Swedish Fish  🐠

[sweetjonesy]

so i started to play Fantasy Hockey and I dont know what I’m doing but I missed the draft cause hw and now I have like a whole bunch of duck players but they are my children now so

[michiganrebel92]

During a Pre-season Game

‘Who is this? Who is that? Who are you? I sound like an owl.’

‘Okay, this is fine. There’s not been any penalties, no one is figh– are you shitting me? Why are you fighting?’

‘Okay, it’s calmed back down. I still know none of these people. Oh wait, I recognize that one.’

‘Pre-season hockey is great. No injuri– oh come on. It’s the pre-season! It’s literally practice hockey.’

‘Hey! We’re going to need that goalie stop running into him.’

‘Refs are in midseason form already. Awesome. Still blind, still kinda dumb.’

‘ThAt’S nOt A pEnAlTy YoU bLiNd FuCk.’

‘This new faceoff penalty is even worse than offsides.’

‘How are the announcers still biased?’

‘I don’t know any of these players but I love them all.’

[valyriansword-deactivated201907]

Reblog this and put the fandom that you first read fanfiction for in the tags.

I’m curious about where people started out!