[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[thornescratch]

Braden Holtby at the 2017 #CapitalPrideDC Parade.

[welcometoheck]

[hockeyagent]

"he needed that like a pig needs slop"- Ben McDonald.

I will be using that from now on, thank you Ben

[hockeyagent]

"this is teetering on the verge of interesting" oh I am so stealing that thank you Jim Palmer

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[funnyboneys]

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[starrynet]

the flyers are making enemies out of philadelphian florence + the machine fans

[starrynet]

today’s current events on hockey-adjacent twitter

[starrynet]

reblogging to add context:

[starrynet]

if the flyers have a first round exit, we know who to blame (the witches)

[pseudoapollonian]

dead wives montage

[grantmentis]

Saw a new PWHL fan data website created called The Purple Sheet! Nice UI that includes standings, playoff races, gold plan chances, stat leaders, draft board and who declaed, contract status for each team, and a transaction tractor

[whyyoumad]

Alexander Ovechkin takes the opening faceoff against Sidney Crosby PIT @ WSH // 04.12.2026

[ltjakeseresin]

capsnupi series part 1/?

BIRTHDAY BOY SOURDSNOOPY‼️🍭

[puckpocketed]

WAHHH

[starrynet]

I just found out about the zammoth

[librarycards]

"girls could NeVeR!!1!1! beat '''''males''''''™ in athletics????? it's BiOlOgY!??!?!?"

idk bud have you tried um. feeding them

[librarycards]

these murderous idiots are teaching young girls and women to be afraid of calories when eating a LOT of calories is literally vital for performing well in competitive sports. and then claiming it's 'natural' to uphold sex segregation bc of this imposed malnutrition. it's fucking crazymaking.

[librarycards]

the mechanics here are truly horrific. systematically deny [cis] women athletes adequate nutrition and hydration, overwork and injure them. deprive them of the ability to realize the true extent of their strength and skill. segregate athletics based on false ideas of "sex" based on generations of malnourishment and poor training. blame trans woman athletes for the mere possibility that one might beat a cis woman, while claiming that the cis woman's defeat is inevitable. create emotionally stressful and often sexually humiliating tests to "purify" competitive athletics rather than foster the physical health of athletes. continue punishing all women for daring to play sports + have bodies.

[snooznetsov]

Crying tears of joy rn