jessi

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[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[sweetlyjessi]

kyle invited frisk undertale to his birthday party instead of cartman

[pisces-core]

[packs-pngs]

[peachrunes]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[ryebreadgf]

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[beardedmrbean]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sistersorrow]

I'm on a payphone, trying to call home

All of my Nitro, I spent on you

[sweetlyjessi]

some tomodachi life: living the dream highlights from today with little to no context

[captaincleverusernamehere]

*insert rat text emoticon thing bc i couldnt find it on google*

[just-a-bitch-trying-to-help]

(Image description: it’s the Bug Bunny in a suit meme with the text “I wish all Neil a very pleasant banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”, there is an image of Neil on the side, which is a rat in front of a mini toy xylophone)

[ironwoman359]

TWENTY YEARS OF NEIL

[sweetlyjessi]

oh pale king they could never make me form a solid opinion on you

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[kaito-sunday]

I roll up

[sweetlyjessi]

GET OUT OF MY SKIN

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[sweetlyjessi]

a new issue of doodles in the margins of my notes: dewi in hallownest edition

everybunny i IMPLORE you to read the dewi's adventures in hallownest comic by @lilybug-02 it is genuinely so awesome sauce (the eye one is like an almost 1:1 rip from her page lol (IT IS SO HARD TO PAINT A HUMAN EYE IN A NOTE TAKING APP))

the brainworms have taken hold and they're not going anywhere