Bittersweet, Half-Asleep, Hypnotized

Ken(z) • 28 • they/she/whatever I mostly reblog silly text posts and pictures, I'm not super active in fandom, but I'll list them in my pinned post (WIP)!

[srdcovka]

where's that post about how u can tell *some* people treat protests like it's the funniest sign contest or something

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[blackwoolncrown]

[feldfrog]

Betraying god while wearing my smite reflector hat

[not100bees]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[sr-roto]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[persianmom]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[labcorp]