The Legend of Sweetriot

Social Media Manager. Rad step-mom. A delightful mix of snark and debauchery. It's dangerous to go alone!

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Grilling outside on the office deck in February, beer in hand

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Endlessly waiting for that one really important phone call or email, never sure when it will come

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When my 6-year-old step son accidentally elbows me in the boob, and before I can stop him, kisses it to make it better

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Why I’m tired today

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MONDAY, AMIRITE?

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Spending Valentine’s Day with my gay friends to drink, play video games, and do our nails

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When my boyfriend ditches me on Valentine’s Day weekend to go to a board game convention

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When I have to explain to a guy in my office that the “extra space” between the handicapped spots is not an appropriate place to park his truck

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A question I ask myself before nearly every social interaction

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My new Jamberry business cards have arrived! I 💖 making money for having fabulous nails. 💅🏼💰 Join my team and you can too!

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How I feel about dieting

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a day in the life of a social media manager

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What I tell my boyfriend when I’m anxious about something happening that day

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How I feel at the movies

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What I sound like when I try to talk to the 6 year old about behaving in school

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Me leaving work early for a 3 day weekend

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When I heard that Donald Trump was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize