things that make me laugh

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[krayleighx]

Not to be nsfw but imagine someone actually wanting to talk to u all the time and not get bored of you wow

[melxbxbi]

*google searches how to get a brain that isn’t skeptical and doubtful over literally everything*

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[josiemillerr]

hottest sex position? probably someone laying their head on my lap while they tell me about the little things they notice about me

[vanilla-moon19]

I love clingy people, I hate when they think they’re annoying

[bloedgetuige]

[glubby]

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

[p3bls]

*on one knee*

"will you murder me?"

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[papayajuan2019]

it's so fucked how exercise and movement and sweating works

[przeslodkie]

[thoughtcascades]

you are allowed to outgrow the version of yourself everyone else got comfortable with

[macabrevampire]

i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[feldfrog]

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live