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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

britneyaddiction

susiethemoderator

oomshi

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

420moshdad

no its called highjacking

fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005

guys no it’s weedwhacking

deathpup-deactivated20150330

no its called dissapointing ur mother

01010101010101010111-deactivate

Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

pornqvist

Simple. It’s naptime.

imploder

The actual answer is just as funny:

Bees.

yzerman

Rude Cakes by Tara Welch

sirenstare

um no offense but whom'st’ve going to loveth me

finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

librarydvd

Reblog for love

maobeedong

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

clevelandslair

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

intensional

10 year old me after watching one episode of h2o: just add water

lithicc

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

howmanymoredays-deactivated2013

Thank you.

myvaginaisanuclearreactor-deact

I will always re-blog this

skywritingg

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

mexica-boricua-deactivated20180

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

thewellofastarael

manynamedshe

I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

nyokoko

Teach the children.

fifty-shadesofgay

also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.

IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.

no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.

scandinavianindian

Im here for the gay POC cowboys

owarim

ambris

Please, never let this meme die.

silkirose

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

wizardshark

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

p-u-r-p-l-e-a-n-d-b-l-u-e

celiaplowingcollection

Brandy smile and eve angel having lesbian hot sex

moringottos-deactivated20210117

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking