Have a fall, and crack your shell.
Touch a hand that's made of gold.
Melt in water oh-so-cold.
So many dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Explode from a sour note.
Form a bridge for your boss.
Cheat playing poker with some dogs.
So many dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Have an allergic reaction.
Get devoured on your wedding day.
Shoot your shot, but it ricochets.
So many dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Cross a mad mother goose.
Stop to talk, when bulls are loose.
An ogre straight up farts on you.
"I wonder, what's this contract do?"
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ay-ayyyy!
So many dumb ways to die!
Sit inside a cannon, for no good reason.
Attack a killer flower, and then get eaten.
Question if it's mom, as a tower is crashing.
Sink into a star, like you're drowning in quicksand.
Refuse an offered spotter, while lifting.
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly-
The dumbest ways to die-ay-ayyyy!
So many dumb ways to diiiie!
"Never take life for granted."