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kai, to oogway probably: well, hello there– long time, no see. except in my revenge fantasies, where i see you on an hourly basis.

swifthorne

Kai: "Hello, there."

Oogway: "General Kai. You are a persistent one."

#kung fu panda 3 #star wars reference #i couldn't resist

rainbowprisimatic

Lmao people are actually trying to defend / shame others for criticizing the unnecessary oversexualization of the main two women in this show by writing long rants about how its "not misogynistic" to force girls into bikinis for 90% of the pilot episode of a kids show based around exploring digital worlds based around children's games?? (Well, child friendly games specifically i guess) and "not misogynistic" to have all the female characters have the same exact hourglass body type while the men have varied bodies.

Thats fucking hilarious, ngl. They really need to actually interact with real women and not ai chatbot girls 😂 like- it makes no (moral) sense as to why a CHILDRENS GAME world would even have the default female swimwear, or even just one of the swimwear options, for female players be an adult bikini at all...

like why tf are people defending that. I dont trust the directors of this show to not be secretly pedos or smth, i wouldnt touch them with an 100 ft pole

lululuzzz08

Its disgusting that they think its okay to consistently sexualize woman especially in a show aimed towards children. No wonder younger generations idea of woman is so warped.

swifthorne

Gameoverse ISN'T aimed at children, tho.

Its target audience is specifically older teens and adults.

As a woman, let me set the record straight.

There's nothing inherently wrong or misogynistic about some minor fan service.

And in terms of fan service, showing a bit of skin is rather tame!

#gameoverse #it's PG-13/TV-14 level content #not to mention geared toward OLDER gamers #unnecessary drama #smh

Things I GOT to see in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie

A sequel/followup to this post: https://www.tumblr.com/swifthorne/771973750287745024/things-i-want-to-see-in-the-mario-movie-sequel?source=share

Bowser Jr.'s big screen debut

Princess Daisy

More scenes featuring the Koopa Troopas (not a lot, but they still got plenty more screentime than the last go-around!)

More Luigi screentime

Mario riding Luigi

#the super mario galaxy movie

LOBO KOMBAAAAAT!!!!

Found this screencap, and immediately knew I had to put Shang Tsung's most famous quote over it.

#death wolf #puss in boots the last wish #Death would be a perfect DLC character for Mortal Kombat 1's inevitable sequel.#Change my mind.#CHANGE. MY. MIND.#*sigh* A girl can dream....

The ProfesSHENal

Just a little meme I cooked up, a while back.

#lord shen #wolf boss #kung fu panda 2

leafghosttw

You hear Death's whistle but it's Dumb Ways to Die.

swifthorne

Get squished by a bell.

Have a fall, and crack your shell.

Touch a hand that's made of gold.

Melt in water oh-so-cold.

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Explode from a sour note.

Tumble back into a moat.

Form a bridge for your boss.

Cheat playing poker with some dogs.

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Take a horn to the bum.

Have an allergic reaction.

Get devoured on your wedding day.

Shoot your shot, but it ricochets.

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Cross a mad mother goose.

Stop to talk, when bulls are loose.

An ogre straight up farts on you.

"I wonder, what's this contract do?"

Dumb ways to die!

So many dumb ways to die!

Dumb ways to die-ay-ayyyy!

So many dumb ways to die!

Sit inside a cannon, for no good reason.

Attack a killer flower, and then get eaten.

Question if it's mom, as a tower is crashing.

Sink into a star, like you're drowning in quicksand.

Refuse an offered spotter, while lifting.

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly-

The dumbest ways to die!

The dumbest ways to die-ay-ayyyy!

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to diiiie!

"Never take life for granted."

-a message from Lobo

#death wolf #dumb ways to die #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #shrek #shrek 2 #shrek the third #shrek forever after #song parody

bribrihedgie

So they just added Night and the Museum to Netflix…

These two give Jed and Octavius vibes… maybe they need the cowboy/roman general outfits… 😏

swifthorne

Ngl, Shadow in Roman armor would go HARD!

Plus, he's literally got a move called Chaos Spear, so-

ask-the-koopa-family

Thoughts on Dry Bowser and Fury jr in the movie?

((Loved it but i really hope that in the next movie, Bowser wont be in his dryform anymore))

swifthorne

#UNDRY OUR BOWSER

ask-the-koopa-family

Wanted to redesign Cherry's fury form from the 30 days Mario oc challenge!

Art/oc are mine dont copy/repost

#princesscherry #supermario #supermarioocs #bowserfury

swifthorne

Plot Twist: it wasn't Bowser Jr's fault, this time. It was Iggy's.

Because if any of the Koopalings would be crazy enough to try and replicate Jr's black paint mishap, just to see how it'd affect someone other than Bowser....it's Iggy.

ask-the-koopa-family

Oh yeah i can see that with Bowser jr as a teen😂

Art/animation are mine dont copy/repost

#bowser #bowserjr #supermario #meme #bowserjrteen

swifthorne

Love me a good Gravity Falls ref!

#bowser jr teen #gravity falls reference #aaa I love it so much!

ttamiartt

galaxy movie doodles

swifthorne

Going a bit Meowser there, with how he's clinging on XD

tinydragontoonz

Guys. Guys. What if we get Shadow Mario in the movie.

ask-the-koopa-family

swifthorne

You know how the first Sonic made a playful dig at Mario's franchise (Sonic getting disgusted about possibly having to hide out on the Mushroom Planet)? Even if it'll likely never happen....what if the Mario Galaxy movie made a Sonic reference in belated response?

Mario: (takes one look at Jr in his Shadow Mario form, and immediately deadpans) "You do realize it's still easy to tell us apart, right?"

A cheeky jab at how Sonic got mistaken for Shadow (and subsequently blamed for the latter's actions) in the beginning of Sonic Adventure 2.....despite the fact that they have several glaring physical differences. It also pokes fun at Super Mario Sunshine.(Seriously, how did NOBODY on Isle Delphino notice that the "Mario" committing wonton acts of vandalism had a shimmering, unnatural metallic blue-grey color palette?!)