I recently found out my crush was straight, and today we were playing Les Miserbales in band and my friend pointed to the title and said "hey look its you" and then proceeded to laugh at her own joke

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I recently found out my crush was straight, and today we were playing Les Miserbales in band and my friend pointed to the title and said "hey look its you" and then proceeded to laugh at her own joke
I've how we say girlfriend and boyfriend but if you say a person is your woman-friend or your man-friend it sounds weird
today my friend told me i used gay jokes as a defense mechanism and i feel personally attacked
Most girls talk about boys and dating. My friends and I, we plan the cowboy mafia (cowfia) and how to best spread the black plague.
I was making a lesbian flag braclet when my sister walks I and says "is that for your boyfriend."
I’m gay as fuck. the way I’m sitting in my chair right now?? unethical. physically impossible.
Not sure if I'm obsessed with flannel because I'm a lesbian ir because I'm from Minnesota.
Advantages of being tall
- You can reach things high up
- You can see over people in a crowd
- When your friend tries to push you into your crush they fail because they are weak little beans
the frozen 2 trailer just dropped reblog this if you think disney should give elsa a girlfriend
I love that age when little girls get really weird and mystical and savage
Like nine through eleven years old, those are some weird years for us
When I was 9-10 I read The Egypt Game and The Headless Cupid, taught myself hieroglyphics, and decided to practice witchcraft
The past three years, my son has come home telling me about the girls he knows, who are: 1. possessed by a demon controlled by a button at the back of her neck, 2. haunted by a dead aunt, and 3. converse regularly with the dead.
i thought i was a cat and i refused to eat with a fork and knife and i made everyone call me “sapphire” and i also thought the devil was chasing me
i made potions from the plants in the backyard and stored them in little glass bottles on the shelves in my room, thought i could see and read people’s auras, saw the spirit of my mom’s dead cat regularly around the house, was convinced i could predict the future, made everyone call me “allegria vampira”
ha at that age i was just really depressed and read the entire school library
From age 9 to 12 I would go in my backyard and pretend I was stranded on an island and had to fend for my self. I would sharpen sticks and everything.
R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .
I had a dream where I was preggers. And when I woke up I thought I actually was for a solid minute and a half. Then I remembered that I am a lesbian virgin who is on there period.
What if gay people could only be seen by fellow gays
I almost outed myself today
Friend: Is your hair naturally straight?
Me: Yeah, but that's the only thing straight thing about me.
Friend: What?
Me: Nothing!
Raise your hand if sometimes you forget that there is a straight side of Tumblr
There is
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you can post the most radomest shit that doesn't make any sense
Me, a writer: I don’t want to write this next scene.
My brain: Then skip it.
Me: But I don’t want to skip it.
My brain: Then write it!
Me: But I don’t want to write it either.
My brain: Well what the hell do you want then?!
Me: … for the scene to have already been written…?