#1 Hero of new salvation ;D

Hi, ya'll. The name's Tania.(25) From Angel Grove, California. I reblog pretty pictures because I have no creativity of my own. haha Mostly Arashi and things that make me laugh.

[byelacey]

BARKSCALIBUR 

[mossworm]

everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist

1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society

2. will not stop talking about their animal

3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best

[wizardshark]

Begging any gay marine biologist women to DM me

[houseofclamp]

[curioscurio]

"because of woke" is such a funny a phrase to me it's the new Thanks Obama. they made me look at a rainbow with little metal hands that forced my eyelids to stay open and look at it and it made me gay . because of woke.

[pupucino]

follow your dreams at a sustainable pace

[alexaloraetheris]

And then you take a rock, smash it on your dream, and devour it.

[whetstonefires]

what, the rock?

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

If that’s your dream.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[sirfrogsworth]

Every week it is the same thing. 99%. I seriously don't know what else I need to do to get 100%.

I want the high score!

This is not cromulent.

I think my only solution is to fustigate every person using more unique words than me. Hopefully that will discombobulate them enough to use dumber words.

[littlemut]

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[kawaii-pigeon]

Like when my... No.. i shant say

[novas-yugioh-villain-path]

[official-lucifers-child]

[were--ralph]

What's wrong with pineapples?

[sirfrogsworth]

I didn't think I'd need to recycle this so soon.

[sirfrogsworth]

I've been thinking about this and I have changed my mind.

Let's allow the 10 commandments in our schools.

But only if it is the unabridged commandments that mention slaves...

"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female slaves, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."

And it includes this furry art of a voluptuous donkey that I found.

It looks a bit more like a cat with donkey ears, but I'm not a furry art critic so I don't feel qualified to nitpick.

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

the clues were all there

[flagellant]

extremely fucked up that one of the symptoms of adhd is forgetfulness and difficulty sticking to habits and schedules and one of the best ways to alleviate those symptoms is by remembering to take a pill every morning at the same time

[audible301]

He did end up donating a lot of his stuff

[pseudonymjones]

Happy Make A Terrible Comic Day 2024!!! I hope you enjoy participating in this annual tradition which we’ve all done for ages!!! You must participate so you might as well enjoy it!!!

If you make a comic (again, it’s mandatory) and you want to share it, post it on the tag #makeaterriblecomicday2024! Or don’t, I’m not a fucking cop.

Remember, the goal is to make something terrible! So if you can’t draw or have never made a comic, or if it’s just been ages since you made something just for fun — that’s perfect! You’re all set! If you fuck up and make something that’s NOT terrible… well, some might say there’s a joy to that too.

Ok stop reading this and go make something!!!

[fernsnailz]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[lozyrosie]

Donate to Help me evacuate and rescue my family from Gaza to Egypt, organized by Alaa Ahmed

‏Hello, I am Ibrahim. I live in Germany. I am completing the final… Alaa Ahmed needs your support for Help me evacuate and rescue my family

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[mikkeneko]

[Image ID: Screencap from unspecified website in dark mode. Text reads:

"After that that stupid thing from Bezos and Musk about how a trillion humans would mean a thousand Mozarts, it got me thinking.

We clearly must have Mozarts today, and at least a couple of them probably got the same upbringing he did to nurture their skill and talent, and we would therefore have:

a musician of significant talent, dedication and skill,

who can write music across a bunch of different contemporary genres,

who explicitly draws from the work of other musicians to build their style, and

who is willing to do the musical equivalent of shitposting and wear fancy outfits while doing it.

I can only conclude that the modern-day Mozart is Weird Al Yankovic.

I will not be taking questions."

Followed by: a portrait of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and a photograph of Weird Al Yankovic, in similar 3/4 poses with similar eyebrow-raised and smiling expressions. End ID.]

[o-kurwa]

Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex

[kaizykat]

Transcription:

Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --

Crowd: (shocked noises)

Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!

Crowd: (cheering)

Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!