Finally! Sorry itās late but here is, 100 Reasons to Get Thin:
1) you can wear cute shorts
4) you can wear crop tops
5) you donāt have to spend so long shaving because you wonāt have fat thighs
6) you can take cute aesthetic pictures
8) fishnets or cute patterns on leggings wonāt be all stretched
9) you can wear anything and still look bomb as fuck
11) you can swim in public
12) look hot as fuck in a bathing suit
13) nobody will call you fat
19) you can look good naked
20) you can be picked up easily
24) belly button piercings
25) you donāt feel self conscious in tight or form fitting clothes
29) āyou look so good!ā
30) āWhatās your secret?ā
31) āwow! Y/n?! I didnāt even recognize you!ā
32) you donāt look fat when you eat
36) everyone will wanna bang you
37) your crush will notice you
38) nobody will recognize you
39) people who never payed attention to you will love you
40) people will talk about how skinny you are behinf your back
41) you can run without bouncing fat
42) you get to buy all new clothes
43) going shopping can finally be fun
44) ādamn that looks amazing on you!ā
45) āI wish I had your body.ā
46) āyouāre so skinny!!ā
47) no more āyou arenāt fat, stop.ā Instead itās āyouāre so thin!ā
48) instead of being the fat friend, youāll be the thin friend.
49) āwait.. is that y/n?ā
50) sit on someoneās lap without crushing them
51) youāll love your body
52) you wonāt look fat in pictures
53) so you can change in front of people, confidently
54) so your ex will know they fucked up
55) so you can confidently say your ex lost something good
56) you donāt need food
57) so your fat doesnāt hang in all the wrong places because you wonāt have any
58) so people are jealous
60) so you can enjoy sex and not worry about being fat
61) so you can wear corsets and look hot as hell
62) Halloween costumes will look bomb
63) on Halloween you wonāt hear ābut youāre too fat to be ______ā
64) it wonāt just be a dream, it will be real
65) you wonāt be camera shy
66) youāll feel confident in nudes (if you take them)
67) youāll look like youāre drowning in oversized hoodies
68) sweatpants will hang low on your waist because they arenāt supported by fat
70) not feel ugly or fat in lingerie
71) look amazing even in sweatpants
72) wear hoodies and still be chilly
73) your bfās shirt will be big in you
79) people will wonder how youāre single
82) so you can say āItās too bigā in a dressing room not āUh, maybe the next size up.ā And not say it five times.
83) take up less space/ fit anywhere
84) so that if I ever decide to cut my hair short people donāt think āItās always the fat ones with short hair.ā
85) starving some example of excellent will power
86) āyouāre so light!ā
88) eating is confirming everyone elseās expectations
89) happiness is more important than the temporary good taste of food
91) āas unethical as it may seem, studies have found that a high weight may negatively impact your chances of getting a jobā
92) Researchers from Stanford University found that overweight people have less taste sensitivity than their slimmer counterparts, perhaps because their taste buds become dulled with overuse
93) your sex drive will improve
98) people will be nicer to you
99) youāll be more memorable
100) youāll have more money because you donāt spend it all on food
Very sorry, it will only let me go this far. Also, I could only come up with a hundred :( drop someto help out a fellow ed buddy ā¤ļø
