switchette

30s pan, polyam, kinky black nerd of the ttrpg persuasion [she/her] // adults only

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[ktadge]

Gioji Temple in Japan with my Mamiya RB67

@kevintadge

[lebnaniyyaa]

i need a deep tissue massage and like 5 orgasms

[not-so-sweet-princess]

[touchmytylenol]

I think getting my pussy slapped repeatedly would fix me idk

[hyenagirlpenis]

I'm not caging you or putting you in a belt to deprive you, silly! I'm just helping you learn how to make the rest of you feel good, see? Once you figure out how nice your lips and tits and ass can feel, how electric just touching your skin can be, how much wanting it so bad makes everything else feel so good, then your world of pleasure will grow and grow 🥰 I'm doing this because I just want to see you happy! So quit looking so sad and open up for me again. You'll get it eventually!

[hyenagirlpenis]

It was just distracting you, you know? When you can reach down and get off real quick, you can change the mental channel the second it's over. All to try and forget what you're running away from, like you could ever escape your body. That's why you thought this would feel bad. Because your pleasure revolved around that orgasm in spite of the rest of you.

That's why you're wearing this. That's why you don't get to cum whenever you want. I want you feel good in every inch of skin you have, as good as I get feel having you. The ache between your thighs never quite fading keeps the rest of you tuned for pleasure! When have you ever thought this much about touching your nipples? Or how good I feel sliding into your mouth? Or the tight, careful pleasure inside after I fuck your ass open? One ice cube on your skin now feels better than a dozen thoughtless, dissociated orgasms did then.

Now you're consumed by how good it all feels! Isn't that so much better? You can't get enough of yourself these days. All because I did you the favor of locking you up 💖

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[alphacrone]

texas giraffe update:

💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

[iverie]

and i do have hope that there’s something beautiful and unimaginable unfolding, even if i can’t see it.

[pwh3]

Summer sunset sky as seen from the 6 Train in New York City.

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[michaelblume]

Rickrolling is a beautiful achievement in collective disarmament. We designated a perfectly pleasant pop song as The Prank Song, we agreed that if someone tricks you into listening to it, that means they Owned You, and now no one has to look at goatse anymore.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

[ratbastarddotfuck]

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[snowstories]

My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.

Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?

What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?

Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.

[mossbear-minese]

I don't remember where I saw this piece of advice so I can't credit it, unfortunately

But it was along the lines of "instead of asking whether something is out of character, ask 'what would it take for this character to do this'"

Which I think fits really nicely with this advice of making the actual action itself also feel in character

[angel-in-your-basement]

Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”

[angel-in-your-basement]

Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts

[angel-in-your-basement]

You folks get me

[deeperforme]

"You're so hot and smart, I'd love to see you looking blank and mindless with a little drool coming out of the corner of your mouth"

[asymptotic-rage]

Imagine being Tyler.

Your bosses are super toxic. They pay for your grandpa to leave his terrible housing. They tell you to work 17 hours a day. They immediately give you a promotion. You've never seen them in the daytime and they think lunch happens at 8pm.

[mysteryteacup]

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue