Safety Switch

i like memes

[just-shower-thoughts]

SOOBY DOO taught us that the real monsters…are hunans.

[switchofsafety]

sooby doo, huh? what’s missing, the neck of the dog? Velma?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most difficult part of being human is forgiving yourself.

[switchofsafety]

What about getting up

[beebascloset]

Who doesn't love pop punk

[switchofsafety]

Me, I think, never listened to it

[beebascloset]

Don't say kilometers I'm American

[switchofsafety]

Kilometers

[beebascloset]

What's a gender neutral nickname I can call my partner besides "love" like you British people do

[switchofsafety]

Fella, mate, buddy, fellow flesh sack, pal, etc.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

[an-absolute-travesty]

I’m sorry but your profile picture looks like a female version of Boyinaband

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been told that I look like him before

[imnotsureanymore]

Well, I didn’t know him so I googled and-

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I also kind of think he looks like @setheverman but with colorful hair

[valtharr]

are you saying Dave is actually the fusion of you and Seth Everman

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’m saying Infinity War is not the most ambitious crossover anymore

[tech--romancer]

Im gonna do something cursed

[tech--romancer]

God forgive me for i have sinned

[one-time-i-dreamt]

ERZHHGGGJJGRUKVFUBZKZXUVUVIFUFZFUCFZDTDZFUGIGIDUDUFUVKGKHIFUFUFUFIGUFZ

[the-real-peter-parker]

BILLIE EILISH????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which one of us???

[mememan93]

yes

[milk-a-cola]

[fourteenzero]

[the-worm-man]

this is like the end of a scooby doo episode

[onionthelittle-deactivated20200]

And One-time-I-dreamt would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for us meddling Tumblr users.

[ensava-hoyra378]

[switchofsafety]

what about bald davie 504?

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re named Nick you already have a nickname.

[switchofsafety]

that sounds like something Jeff would say

[beebascloset]

Guys what should I burn down now

[switchofsafety]

the sun

[itsapmseymour]

How all the encounters go, 

Grape - Looking to jam with someone 

Cyana - helping you impress Girlfriend like a good mom friend 

P.M. - catches your thirsty ass holding hands

[itsapmseymour]

Also, Grape and BF can communicate with each other in Beeps

[switchofsafety]

is it morse code?

[itsapmseymour]

hey umm...kinda feeling sad and shit rn for the past couple of months so uh can you like say a random cute fact? (it's okay if you ignore this)

A group of bunnies is called a Fluffle

[switchofsafety]

yo, pm. i really respect you replying to the people who aren’t doing good, that just shows that you genuinly care about people, you once helped me when i was feeling shit. man, i think you’re one of the purest human beings we have ‘ere on tumblr

[just-shower-thoughts]

With chains like Burger King, Dairy Queen, and White Castle, we need a peasant themed fast food.

[switchofsafety]

Mc Donalds

[itsapmseymour]

W-what if we held hands while we were in the Totino's Fortnite Training Room?? 👉👈

[switchofsafety]

i’d play doom on that, just out of spite

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the older I get the more I understand why hermits exist across all cultures

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"sex/love makes us human" stfu the only universal human experience is an engrained instinct to run away and hide in the woods

[switchofsafety]

as an aro ace, i can confirm that

[switchofsafety]

there is so much tumblr on tumblr...  too much

[sovietpostcards]

“The Greeting in Klushanino” by Vladimir Yelchaninov (1987)

[switchofsafety]

“G’day lads”

[itsapmseymour]

Approximately how long is the longest boy you can make with new cat pen?

I've tested how big I can make my canvas on clip before my ipad crashes.

The highest resolution I could do is

12000x12000

[itsapmseymour]

I have done it….Long cat in

1667 x 20000 Resolution

[switchofsafety]

Longest boy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone to have a nice day is friendly. Telling someone to have a nice life is negative. There’s a temporal range where the longer you wish someone well, the less friendly the wish is.

[switchofsafety]

have a nice second