I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum

Enjoys lucid dreams, and swimming. Fares best in partial shade, water twice a day.

[ancatome]

of course it’s my old friend ryo

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[poedaumeron]

If you must blink, do it now. Pay careful attention to everything you see and hear, no matter how unusual it may seem. And please be warned: If you fidget, if you look away, if you forget any part of what I tell you - even for an instant - then our hero will surely perish.

Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) dir. Travis Knight

[pixelghosts]

space princess 💫

I did some galaxy makeup for Allura and while I was having issues, I think it turned out real nice!

[tarathefeminist]

My Twitter did a thing

[technoranma]

Castle of Lions ~  Allura = @technoranma Photography by = @glayish

[sandflakedraws]

welcome to the memezone

[thoodleoo]

ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world

[1010ll]

[jeniphyer]

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

[todaysmob]

2017年8月14日

TODAY MOB GOT THE CAPS LOCK KEY STUCK ON REIGEN’S COMPUTER.

[spielholm-deactivated20190225]

Mood 😍☺️❤️❤️

[videogamemomentsblog]

The transplant was a success!

[chefpyro]

[purrfectsquad]

View this post on Instagram

tableful of kitties yawning and stretching their paws😻🐾 | Credit here

[lazyleafeon]

oh no

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[hankscorpio]

good dogs

[hawk-feathers]

This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.

[archatlas]

The Astoundingly Complex Ancient Indian Stepwells 

Ancient Indian stepwells captured by Victoria S. Lautman. Rudimentary stepwells first appeared in India between the 2nd and 4th centuries A.D., born of necessity in a capricious climate zone bone-dry for much of the year followed by torrential monsoon rains for many weeks. It was essential to guarantee a year-round water-supply for drinking, bathing, irrigation and washing, particularly in the arid states of Gujarat (where they’re called vavs) and Rajasthan (where they’rebaoli, baori, or bawdi) where the water table could be inconveniently buried ten-stories or more underground. Over the centuries, stepwell construction evolved so that by the 11th century they were astoundingly complex feats of engineering, architecture, and art. 

Text via