nobody gives a shit

It took a little while to recognize that I, I'm not giving it up again. //

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sometimes, I love humans. (via tonysheps)

[isoldprincess]

[swlister-blog]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[typac]

[vaginawizard-deactivated2015111]

[ssibo]

studying for my blood test

[jahdivision-deactivated-deactiv]

[thebootydiaries]

my name is luna enriquez

[mykicks]

[weloveshortvideos]

[toshio]

what is this thing

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

a friend

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[devptel]

i remember i used to watch bear in the big blue house everyday when i was little and he always does that smelling thing in the beginning and one time he sniffed and went ‘you smell like ham and cheese’ and i was eating a ham and cheese sandwich so i cried and never watched the show again  because i thought he could actually smell me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via littlbuttkicker)

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Straws are complicated.

[culturenlifestyle]

Caring Shelter Builds Private Cottages For Dogs, Because Animals Shouldn’t Live In Cages

[wordsnquotes]

culturenlifestyle:

Oregon-based pet initiative called The Luvable Dog Rescue has built a private cottage for pups, where they can find extra comfort and love. A true paradise for dogs, it is compromised of forests, meadows and hiking trail on 55 acres of land.

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[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[assume]

I’m just sharing this cute little pumpkin because it made me smile 🙏🏻