Petty Cheese

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Ilya bisexuality fics

Looking for fics that dive into the facts that ilya could be with women and make his life easier in getting citizenship or being in a relationship in public without the homophobia that comes with being with shane (or any man).

Shane deciding to push ilya towards being with women since he believes its the best for ilya since he doesn’t even have the option of being in a relationship with women (and maybe even any other man that isnt ilya)

The only fic ive seen that goes into this idea:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82927346

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Shane and Ilya midway house

I love the idea of Shane and Ilya buying a house midway from Boston and Montreal so that they can spend time without the hassle of longer drives. I think read a fic on still so it still allowed Ilya to play for boston. And nobody knows this house exists so Yuna and Hayden are wondering where tf Shane is going to during break suspiciously when Boston also has off time. Marly just thinks that Ilya got fully locked down and is playing house with his Montreal girl.

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literally need a fic where its ilya obsessed with how shane smells but its hudson’s tom ford and jo malone combo

bc guys ITS SO GOOOD OMG PLEASE TRY TO SAMPLE IT AT SEPHORE IF YOU CAN!!!

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My little Volt headcanon

Just a little headcanon I have for Volt cause I've seen tags giving Eddie the last name Watts (idk it's true in game) and it's cute to give Volt the last name Surge like power surge.

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uploaded this to Pinterest a long time ago and thought it would be cool to post it here

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MC is Jesus kinda

Hear me out on this wack headcanon/theory I have. What if MC is god in human flesh and that Solomon and God disappeared at the same time because they fused together to create MC. I know in the timeline this doesn’t make sense because Solomon died way before the time of the game. I also believed in Raphael’s Christmas story that MC willed the lock to open and did not use magic. I know I sound crazy it was just a theory I had.

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Idk why but I can see Leander as a gang leader for a biker gang in a modern au.

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Traveler: I’m telling you first you gotta unlock this thing. Ajax. Come. Water

Childe: *sprints on all fours*

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Brownie: “Please stop making brownies from a box.”

Me: “NO! I’m sorry but it’s easy and I’m stupid.”

Brownie: “Master Attendant please.” 

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Yuu: “Deuce where is your other brain cell.”

Deuce: “What??”

Yuu: “I mean Ace”

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Sapnap Headcanon

I like to think that Sapnap was found in the neather by Bad and was taken to the overworld. Sapnap has fire powers and Bad and Skeppy were the only ones to be able to hold Sapnap because he would always light himself on fire when he was little. I like to believe that Bad is naturally immune to fire because he is a demon and the Skeppy’s body is just full diamond (like in hoseki no kuni) and is just resistant. 

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Lowkey pumpkins looks like fruits from the left side

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I touched your nose

beep

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blorp

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Malleus’ official forehead is so BEAUTIFUL

 APPARENTLY LILIA RANDOMLY PICKS HIS NOSE LMAO???????

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I need to see where people are finding Malleus’ forehead or I am going to implode out of frustration because I need to see this man’s forehead. 

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Melancholy

Sounds like a vegetable

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ege