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my grandma gave a pacifier to her dog and it’s kinda super adorable
I probably won't get to watch the bachelorette tonight because I'm in Florida right now for memorials for will. I'm in st Pete right now and I'm heading to Gainesville tonight. I know so many people are paying a lot of attention to this blog so I'm sorry to disappoint y'all
“These white boys are acting crazy right now.” -Kenny, my hero
Sorry this update is late. I tried to have a tinder date and watch the bachelorette with a boy, but he could not hang. And he was bad at sex.
I guess I’ll go through this episode from the beginning.
Group date 1:
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were on this date and made the boys do a competition to see who would be the best husband. They had to change a baby’s diaper, and vacuum and bullshit. Before the date even started Blake E. started talking about how he was so offended by Whaboom’s shenanigans. This is toatlly crazy because THEY WERE ON THE SAME REALITY SHOW. They are both trying to be on TV for attention and their not interested in love. TBH I don’t care about this but the hypocrisy is obnoxious. Dean and Kenny were on this date and were again perfect and adorable. Dean got the group date rose and Kenny was the only other person who wasn’t horribly obnoxious or boring. I LOVE YOU KENNY AND DEAN.
One on one:
Peter and Rachel and COPPER went to a dog pool party and it was very cute and perfect. COPPER WINS!
Group date 2:
Kareem Abdul Jabbar talks to the boys about character and then they play basketball. DeMario apparently had a girlfriend who showed up. She was upset and he got sent home. He was added to the worst list after last week’s episode and I WAS RIGHT! I don’t care about basketball Kareem Abdul Jabbar is very tall and skinny
Rose Ceremony:
WE DON’T GET TO HAVE ONE BECAUSE DEMARIO NEEDS HIS EGO STROKED. bryan cracked her back i love him
Worst List Additions:
Lee. He did not actually do anything during the show, but I read an article about how he calls himself a meninist and is super stoked about Trump. In the previews for the rest of the season he talks about being the only country boy and throws out several you peoples and argues with black men on the show. It is straight up fucked up that ABC would cast a guy who thinks BLM is a terrorist group on a show about falling in love with a black woman. like that is dangerous.
You’ve heard of femme.. You’ve heard of butch..
NOW INTRODUCING: fuckin’ lazy ass gay woman who wishes she could dress more femme but she too depressed and apathetic to try to look nice, so she just wears the same three all black outfits
I’m feeling genuinely attacked.
This but only two outfits: plaid or denim.
Bachelorette Premiere Thoughts
Kenny is winning! Kenny is fucking winning my whole heart! His wrestling name is the Pretty Boy Pitbull Kenny King. That’s totally perfect. I vote for him to be BIP and fall in love with Jubilee or Juelia or someone excellent!
Dean is also continuing to be adorable. I forgot that he had be on After the Final Rose and said something about once he goes black he won’t go back. I think he realized that what he said was dumb, because on tonight’s episode he asked her if it was okay and said that it was.
Bryan also melted my heart. He is a Colombian chiropractor from Miami who spoke to Rachel in Spanish. He was the first to kiss her and he got the first impression rose. I think that he and Dean would both make great Bachelors.
Kyle, the other guy in my top three, was cut tonight. I don’t remember even seeing him on the episode other than him saying goodbye to her, so he was probably super boring.
Lucas continued to be horrible. He screamed whaboom over and over again but for some reason Rachel gave him a rose. Actually, all of the worst boys got a rose except Jamey. Blake E. had a long segment talking about his dick and how good he is at sex. He is also setting himself up to be the wrong reasons police. I hate him.
I am adding one boy to the worst list: DeMario. He was on AFTR and brought Rachel to plane tickets to Vegas so they could elope. He was also comparing marrying her to winning a football game and that’s dehumanizing.
The Bachelorette Boys: Best and Worst
WORST
1. Blake E.
Not only does he have that fucked up haircut that alt-right motherfuckers have now, he said the most outrageous thing he has ever done is get engaged to a crazy girl. FIRST OF ALL why are you getting engaged to a child, BLAKE E? SECOND I never trust a man who calls his ex-girlfriend crazy. Basically every man who calls his ex-crazy was probably an abusive monster or felt inconvenienced by a woman expressing feelings that were not adoration for him. BLAKE YOU’RE TRASH
2. Brady
Brady is a demon! When asked about his least favorite things to do on a date he said paying for everything, saying good night, and getting an Uber that doesn’t speak English. WOW WHAT A MONSTER. So Brady, you hate immigrants? I thought the most outrageous thing you’ve ever done is move to Milan for two months. I assume you are fluent in Italian since you would never live in a country without knowing the language. RIGHT BRADY? OH PROBABLY NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE HYPOCRITICAL DEMON SCUM. also immigrants have no obligation to learn english the us is an imperialist nation that forces people out of their homes and into our country and then treats those people like shit
3. Bryce
Bryce has already gotten in trouble for his trash comments, but he’s a transphobic garbage demon. In a comment that has since been removed from ABC’s website Bryce said that his biggest fear on a date is that “the chick is actually a dude.” WOW BRYCE MY BIGGEST FEAR ON DATES IS GETTING RAPED AND MURDERED. Transwomen are women. Plenty of transwomen are fucking hot. Men like you MURDER TRANSWOMEN SO FUCK YOU BRYCE YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIPMUNK IN AN UGLY WAY
4. Diggy
Diggy hates women having feelings. One time he slept with a woman when she got a text that her brother died AND HE PRETENDED HE WAS SLEEPING. WOW DIGGY YOU’RE GARBAGE.
5. Jamey
Jamey doesn’t have female friends and he spells his name wrong.
6. Lucas
Not only did Lucas say his job was “Whaboom,” he also doesn’t know what transitioning is. When asked who he would have lunch with he said, “Dead: Bruce Jenner, Alive: Caitlyn Jenner...would be an interesting conversation.” oh damn lucas you just don’t know do you? When people transition they allow you to know their authentic selves. They are not killing a person that you thought they were, they are just living their lives in a way that allows you to know them. SO STOP CALLING HER BRUCE
BEST
1. Dean
Dean thinks marriage is an institutionalized sham that is derived from religious beliefs and looks like he should be in one direction. DEAN COME KISS ME. downside: He said whenever a girl tries to bite him he has to stop everything to have a discussion, which is like good consent and shit but Dean I wanna bite your nipples
2. Kenny
Kenny’s favorite book is The New Jim Crow and his daughter is the person he loves most in the world. I love you Kenny.
3. Kyle
Kyle’s three worst attributes are my 3 favorite things about a person. He believes trust is earned, has a general disdain for corrupt authority, and he’s blunt and outspoken. SOUND’S GREAT KYLE. But I think he doesn’t know what gluten is.
There were only three boys that I could put under “Best.” If I had more time, there are certainly more boys I could put under worst, but these 6 were the shittiest from just reading their bios. Most of the men seem painfully boring BUT THAT’S MEN
byeeeeeeeeee
this is becoming a reality tv blog
im gonna apply feminist/queer/critical race/anti-capitalist theory to the reality tv that i watch all the time
what did humans do to deserve dogs
look at that tiny little hero
i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
deadass
can we appreciate the respectfully tho?
so thankful my students don't send me emails
Lenny
yknow that vermin supreme guy who runs every presidential voting year to mock the election system and has only ever received like 200 votes max? someone on my facebook just posted an interview with him and he goes “well, we are leading against martin o’malley”
i’ve met him. hes really good at red rover red rover
The "quiet if they don't know you, wild if they do" squad
Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
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5 moments from “Formation” that prove Beyoncé is woke AF
All the ‘Black Lives Matter’ imagery
The powerful ode to black heritage
The reclamation of “slay,“ in every sense of the word.
The reminder of the damage left by Katrina
And finally, slamming the Illuminati myth, while showing the feminist reality.
Related: Four lyrics from “Formation” that prove Beyoncé is unapologetically black and proud.