Not A Perfect Soldier

Indie, Semi-selective MCU/616 Steve Rogers roleplay blog est. April 2019, loved by Aloe

[dragonroleplaystarters]

☆ﾟSentences → Domestic Bliss

❝ Come on, get up! I wanna go get waffles! ❞ 

❝ Why did I just hear a {meow/bark} come from that room? ❞ 

❝ Okay, so, upside is I made dinner! Downside, I might’ve made dinner for the whole neighborhood. Turns out, pasta grows in water! ❞ 

❝ Do you remember our first date? ❞

❝ Okay, we’ll do rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bug. ❞ 

❝ {Written note}: Dear Fool, this is your water gun. You have five seconds to prepare for war. ❞ 

❝ You aren’t tall enough to reach that, but I’m willing to watch you try. ❞ 

❝ It’s YOU I’ve been hearing at three in the morning! ❞ 

❝ The animal crackers are gone, but if you leave to go get some, I’ll politely keep my back turned until they’re back in the cabinet. ❞ 

❝ The baby was crying, and now I’m crying, and I think I’m making it worse! ❞ 

❝ Hey, baby, sit up for me. I brought you some tea with your medicine. ❞

❝ I want to go on an adventure. 1:28am is the best time for finding our big journey! ❞ 

❝ Hey honey, uh, hypothetically, how many plastic balls would it take to turn the living room into a ballpit? Hypothetically? ❞ 

❝ God, you’re always so cold. Get over here, I’ll save you. ❞ 

❝ For the love of god, get off the floor! You’re sinking in the lava! ❞

❝ Well, what happened is, I put the kid down for a nap. But I got tired too. So, now it’s 11pm and no one’s had dinner. On the plus side, Spongebob is on.❞ 

❝ I’m going to mop the fucking ceiling, watch me. ❞

[mechinaries]

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

I'm not your meme source

I’m not your meme source, I love rebloging memes but it’s so disheartening when I reblog one and then EVERYONE on my dash starts rebloging it from me and I don’t get any back. Yes, some memes you can’t send back; but if it’s a headcanon symbol meme, a munday meme, a fmk, or even a ‘tell me what you like about my rp style’ SEND IT BACK TO ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! It makes me feel like you don’t even value my interactions when you just use me for ask memes. And lemme tell you how that feels: not good.

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

“It’s my birthday but I certainly don’t feel 101 years old.”

[omgopalsapphire]

Reblog to give Thor a hug

[libraryofmemes]

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty.

[sextybits]

[patriaetgloria-arc-deactivated2]

@noheroiine   😳

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

gxnpowderandlead‌:

There’s a smile on her lips when she feels his arms wind around her and rest on her stomach. Oh, if he only knew… But his next words make her swallow thickly, and she has to keep herself from pressing her body back into him. “Steve, that’s not…. appropriate before dinner talk,” she mumbles. Though, when has she ever done anything appropriately? But, she had gone into a lot of trouble to make this dinner, and she wasn’t about to let it go to waste. She turns in his arms, leaning up to kiss him. Her fingers fist into his shirt, and for a moment, she looks as if she’s about to eat him alive. She takes a breath to steady herself, and gently pushes against his chest. “Come on, dinner is ready. We don’t want it to get cold.”

“I know, I know. I shouldn’t get you excited before dinner’s ready.” It was hard to resist her with her good looks and sharp wit, she really was the whole package. “Yes ma’am. The sooner I eat, the sooner I can eat somethin’ else you got for me.” He gives his lips a lascivious lick as he gets bits of dinner onto his plate.

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

gxnpowderandlead‌:

swordlessknightfrombrooklyn‌:

Oh yes there was something going on, something he was now determined to figure out. But for right now, he acts casually, rubbing noses with her. “Alright, I’ll get changed. You look gorgeous, by the way. I think jewel tones look good on you.” He gives her a wink before leaving to change into a tan pair of slacks and a powder blue button down.

There’s the slightest blush at his compliment. And honestly, she just wants to push him against the nearest counter and rip his shirt off, and reveal those taut muscles she loves to run her tongue over… Oh, was it hot all of a sudden? Those hormones must be getting to her already. She fans her hands against her warm cheeks, before focusing her energy on the task at hand. She couldn’t get distracted. She had to make it through this dinner. She turns back to the counter, placing the rolls in a basket, not hearing Steve come back in, her back towards him.

Since she hadn’t heard him, he pads toward her softly then wraps his arms around her body and lays his hands on her stomach. “Are you feeling domestic because we’ve been trying for a baby? Want me to call you mummy and let you milk me dry later?” He purrs against the shell of her ear, giving it a nuzzle.

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

❝Maybe I came on too strong.❞ [have that random sentence]

“Asking for a kiss straight off, nevermind that you’re a terrible person, but we ain’t even been on a first date yet.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

rikja‌:

swordlessknightfrombrooklyn‌:

The artist in Steve perked up at the museum suggestion. He’d get to see other mediums and other forms of color and light that would help flesh out his own portfolio. Definitely that one. The carnival was tempting but the last ride he’d been on was before the war and he’d thrown up. “Museum sounds good. And I can talk art.”

“What museums have you been to?” Loki asked. “Anywhere in the world.” He clarified turning to pace and think about where they could possibly go. “And where would you love to go?” He added on.

“Well...” Steve’s gaze shifts to the ground and he ducks his head a little. “None of them. Ma and I couldn’t afford to go to the ones around New York. But I bought a book to read on art museums and I’d love to go to the Hermitage one day.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

gxnpowderandlead‌:

@swordlessknightfrombrooklyn

She smiles cheekily, knowing the secret she had tucked inside. But, she’s not going to tell him yet. Not when she has gone through all this trouble of making all this dinner. She didn’t go all out like this very often, only special occasions and holidays. Though this was a very special occasion, even if Steve didn’t know it yet. “Something like that.” She kisses him once more. “Why don’t you go get changed? Dinner will be ready soon.” She has on a simple green dress, but a pair of lacey black bra and panty set on underneath. But that was part of dessert.

Oh yes there was something going on, something he was now determined to figure out. But for right now, he acts casually, rubbing noses with her. “Alright, I’ll get changed. You look gorgeous, by the way. I think jewel tones look good on you.” He gives her a wink before leaving to change into a tan pair of slacks and a powder blue button down.

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

❝Maybe I came on too strong.❞ [have that random sentence]

“Asking for a kiss straight off, nevermind that you’re a terrible person, but we ain’t even been on a first date yet.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

rikja‌:

swordlessknightfrombrooklyn‌:

rikja‌:

“It’s alright, Steven. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.” There was an expressionless mask on his face but the tone of voice was wistful. “Forget I mentioned anything. It was a jest.” Loki had come to terms that it would be like this with all the Avengers. Despite them not being outright hostile, he was still not accepted. It was fine. Loki was better alone anyway.

“I mean it.” Steve puts his hands on his narrow hips, his stance showing off the muscles straining against his too tight cotton tee and the biceps that looked like they were going to tear his tee sleeves. “Take me on a date.”

Loki couldn’t help but stare at the soldier’s chest, inappropriate thoughts filling his mind. “Alright, Rogers, you wore me down. I’ll take you on a date.” He teased the soldier while taking an unconscious step forward. “I’ll give you two options out of all my favorite things to do on Midgard. We can do an art museum but I get to pick where or there is a rather large carnival just outside the city.”

The artist in Steve perked up at the museum suggestion. He’d get to see other mediums and other forms of color and light that would help flesh out his own portfolio. Definitely that one. The carnival was tempting but the last ride he’d been on was before the war and he’d thrown up. “Museum sounds good. And I can talk art.”

[rikja]

@swordlessknightfrombrooklyn

[that was their date summary XD]

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

{adljfdskldjfkdsjfkds PLEASE}

[thirtysomethingloser92]

Peggy Carter is a badass goddess.

She’s more than Steve Roger’s kind-of girlfriend.

She’s a fucking queen and anyone who disagrees can fight me.

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

Peggy has been working on dinner all afternoon. She’d gone all out, pulling the steaks out of the freezer, marinating them, baked sweet potatoes, green beans with bacon, rolls, and even made a pecan pie for dessert. She wanted it all to be perfect. Hearing the front door open, she wipes her hands on a towel and makes her way over to greet him with a long kiss. “Hello, darling. How was your day?” She looked absolutely radiant.

Steve had been working on a project with Tony all day and the last thing he wanted to do when he got home was work. To his surprise, Peggy’s filled the kitchen with delightful smells which meant she was acting more domestic than he was used to. Not that it was bad! But she slipped into it rather well judging by the spread he’s greeted with. “Mmm hello there, beautiful wife. Dinner looks gorgeous and so do you, more so than usual somehow. New facial treatment?”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

❝Maybe I came on too strong.❞ [have that random sentence]

“Asking for a kiss straight off, nevermind that you’re a terrible person, but we ain’t even been on a first date yet.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

rikja‌:

“It’s alright, Steven. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.” There was an expressionless mask on his face but the tone of voice was wistful. “Forget I mentioned anything. It was a jest.” Loki had come to terms that it would be like this with all the Avengers. Despite them not being outright hostile, he was still not accepted. It was fine. Loki was better alone anyway.

“I mean it.” Steve puts his hands on his narrow hips, his stance showing off the muscles straining against his too tight cotton tee and the biceps that looked like they were going to tear his tee sleeves. “Take me on a date.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

❝Maybe I came on too strong.❞ [have that random sentence]

“Asking for a kiss straight off, nevermind that you’re a terrible person, but we ain’t even been on a first date yet.”

[swordlessknightfrombrooklyn]

rikja‌:

swordlessknightfrombrooklyn‌:

rikja‌:

“Thor would argue the same point in my favor. We have an understanding. I swear it on my father’s grave.” He held up his hand in a scout’s honor. “No mind games, I promise.”

He narrows his eyes. “Swear it on your mother’s grave, too.” Thor had told Steve that Loki and Frigga got along better than Loki and Odin so it only made sense to argue that point.

Loki actually looked hurt. “That’s low, Steven. My mother was my most important person. There is nothing worth swearing on her grave.” He was a little dejected that he’d certainly lost a chance with Steve.

The god seemed truly hurt, not a fake version of it. “I apologize, Loki. I have to be sure, you know I won’t forget New York so easily.” Steve looks at the floor, pursing his lips to one side. “I’ll go on the date and let you pick the place.”