☆゚Sentences → Domestic Bliss
❝ Come on, get up! I wanna go get waffles! ❞
❝ Why did I just hear a {meow/bark} come from that room? ❞
❝ Okay, so, upside is I made dinner! Downside, I might’ve made dinner for the whole neighborhood. Turns out, pasta grows in water! ❞
❝ Do you remember our first date? ❞
❝ Okay, we’ll do rock, paper, scissors for who gets the bug. ❞
❝ {Written note}: Dear Fool, this is your water gun. You have five seconds to prepare for war. ❞
❝ You aren’t tall enough to reach that, but I’m willing to watch you try. ❞
❝ It’s YOU I’ve been hearing at three in the morning! ❞
❝ The animal crackers are gone, but if you leave to go get some, I’ll politely keep my back turned until they’re back in the cabinet. ❞
❝ The baby was crying, and now I’m crying, and I think I’m making it worse! ❞
❝ Hey, baby, sit up for me. I brought you some tea with your medicine. ❞
❝ I want to go on an adventure. 1:28am is the best time for finding our big journey! ❞
❝ Hey honey, uh, hypothetically, how many plastic balls would it take to turn the living room into a ballpit? Hypothetically? ❞
❝ God, you’re always so cold. Get over here, I’ll save you. ❞
❝ For the love of god, get off the floor! You’re sinking in the lava! ❞
❝ Well, what happened is, I put the kid down for a nap. But I got tired too. So, now it’s 11pm and no one’s had dinner. On the plus side, Spongebob is on.❞
❝ I’m going to mop the fucking ceiling, watch me. ❞




















