Swyka

I write music and draw sometimes but that's about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[toskarin]

I have a bad habit of calling things "loathsome" if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn't that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said "loathsome juice..." under my breath without realizing that's not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

[tinyflower-bouquet]

[themodernisis]

I want to permanently feel how jazz sounds.

[girlfig]

wakey wakey eggs and

responsibilities

[tinybluedeer]

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

[m-ilotic]

[thebootydiaries]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[swykamp3]

I haven’t posted on tumblr in a hot minute, but here’s a thing I was working on recently! I’ve only watched part 1 but I kinda wanna watch the rest at some point…

[miamitu-illust]

  /\___/\ (๑°﹏°๑)  /   ‘ ‘    \ / コ ^^^^^^^^

[egberts]

i go to home depot

i eat the tools

[mugendaii]

Stop it

[egberts]

crumch

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it

[myfairgolightly]

what if a bobcat had a bob cut

[myfairgolightly]

[nikki2far]

that bob cat is out on the prowl for the manager

[magiashley]

got that new playstation game

[secretvideogamesecret]

[perceusia]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

[audio-medic-cant-stop-blog]

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

[engaging-party-mode-blog]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

[baronrose]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

[0r15a]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

[plebeiantologist]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[flowury]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks