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yeah okay ill reblog that
My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.
This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.
Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.
When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake
An alien empire has just abducted the President of the United States. The problem? That President is Theodore Roosevelt - and the Bull-Moose isn’t one to be held captive. These Extraterrestrials are about to face the fury of a wronged Rough Rider.
“He’s broken loose!”
“What do you mean he’s broken loose?!”
The alien ran down the hallways of the starship with a speed the captain found both alarming and impressive, until he had slammed into him, almost knocking them both to the floor as the crew member placed two hands on his shoulders.
“I’ve never seen anything like it!” He muttered, “He just, pulled his cell apart, and has been making his way to the Bridge ever since! Nothing has even slowed him down!”
“Stay calm,” The Captain assured him, drawing a plasma pistol from his holster, “Whatever this maniac wants, he’ll have to get through-”
The Captain was then interrupted by the sound of one the thick metal doors, capable of withstanding pressure loss due to exposure to empty space, being pryed apart by nothing more than brute strength. Once an opening was made, he stepped through.
The human, for some reason, was missing his shirt, exposing the bare, toned torso and arms of a man who didn’t work out for looks, but for utility. He adjusted his round-rimmed glasses, and scratched his mustache, and began walking down the hall, then sprinting.
Without a word, the Captain raised the muzzle of his pistol. The exposed plasma coils on top began glowing a pale blue hue, burning so intensely that the air around them quickly turned from room temperature to the heat of the opening of an oven after a long day when you just want a frozen pizza.
The pistol then fired a thick, blue bolt of plasma directly for the human. He grunted, and gripped the wall of the hallway, pulling off a metal panel messily and holding it in front of him. The bolt of plasma slammed into the metal panel, and besides leaving a black mark on the otherwise white metal, did no significant damage, or even slowed the human’s charge.
The Captain, his many eyes bulging and his expression becoming uneasy, fired off more shots from his pistol, but each one only had the same effect. Finally, the human reached the entryway of the Bridge. The Captain leaped to the side in a roll as the human charged into him, slamming into a control panel. The Captain raised his pistol again, now from the floor, but the human was as swift as he was burly, kicking the pistol out from his hand and sending it sliding across the smooth floors.
The human then grabbed the Captain by the scruff of his collar, and lifted him high into the air. He said something to him, which sounded aggressive, but was unintelligible due to the language barrier between them.
“Can’t understand,” The Captain croaked, his legs dangling in the air as he held the human’s wrist. The human gave him a funny look, and then looked to the control panel, trying to make sense of it all. With his other hand, he hovered over each button, and looked at the Captain.
“No, not- no, no, definitely not, no- yes that one.”
The human hit the button, and a voice chimed out, “Translator active!”
“Now you listen here you scoundrel!” the human yelled, now understandable to the Captain, and wasting no time to get his point across. “You better bring me back to the White House or so help me-!”
“We can’t!” The Captain yelled, “We have orders to-”
The human threw the Captain to the floor, and before he could even rise to his feet, the human had ripped out a long, metal pipe from the wall, and stood over him, letting it rise and fall from and to his palm. He brandished the big stick, and smirked a little.
“Bring. Me. Home,” He said softly, but in no uncertain terms.
Later, Theodore walked into the White House, calmly striding in with no shirt and a long metal pipe in his hands. One of his cabinet caught sight of him, and ran to him.
“Mister President! What happened to you?! Where were you?!”
Theodore waved his hand. “Don’t worry about it. I just had a nice, long chat with some fellows.”
“A chat?”
“Yes-” Theodore put down the clean metal bar, and stretched his shoulders, “-A chat.”
CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:
step 1
step 2
step 3
This is true bi/ace solidarity.
holy shit
This is the only correct way
[Patchnotes]
swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory
when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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Dating can be a challenge 💔
I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
A PAINTING????
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SCROLL BACK IT'S ART
HOLY FUCK
prison
let... me .... out ...........
Sounds like something a cat would do
prison
let... me .... out ...........
Sounds like something a cat would do