hi it's me

• i'm espey • 1994🐕 • she/they 🌈 bisexual • canadian🍁 • taken💕 • if we r moots i love you mwah bye 💋

[miniangel]

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[icaseybaybee]

[pinkispunkbae]

@ my bestie

[phlebasthebroenician]

[angelbabymikaa]

i want you guys to know i refer to all of you as my friends in real life when i try to tell a story involving any of you. you are all my friends. international hoes if you will.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[terraswallows]

So happy for them 💓

[aandriskobold]

[ID: photo of a disabled parking spot. There are two icons of a person in a wheelchair facing opposite directions and overlapping so it looks like they are embracing. /end ID]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[vanilleflwr]

🦦🦦

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[creekfiend]

So your post about dog births being like a slip n slide just made it to my dash again and now I'm wondering if you've seen that video of a panda birth???? She legit is sitting kinda like a person, arched back so her vag is almost pointed up into the air. The baby LAUNCHES out, it makes a fucking parabola

i have not seen this but your description is so troublingly evocative that i now feel i do not have to

[clarityofhatred]

Okay maybe not as dramatic as I remembered, but I know based on seeing the birth opening and it's angle it's is technically a parabola

Anyways I now gift/curse you all with this:

[creekfiend]

ok actually the most surreal part of this is the "THOOMP" sound the baby makes as it is forcibly propelled from her body like a foam dart from a nerf gun

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[guooey]

Patrick Ness, More Than This

[stonerparty]