Paper Hearts & Ransom Notes

I'm 25. I love cats. And I have an eating disorder: dyingtobeanyoneelse

[knifefightscene]

[knifefightscene]

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece

[rodimuses]

NONE OF THESE MEN ARE JERMA

[stardial]

i think wizards should reclaim the word cursed from unfunny internet users

[deergirlhooves]

just salty nobody’s cursing you

[stardial]

yeah well that’s because i’m the one doing the cursing

[stardial]

speaking of

[stardial]

AAAUHHIOOIIIGIOIOHU

[sunhazeys]

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

[sunhazeys]

americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana

[aliiiiiiice]

sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

[jadeyarts]

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be

[crittizen]

wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes

[crittizen]

like a wizard

[thetuberculosisgay]

When we drink we do it right, gettin' slizzard

[omnidudes-deactivated20220117]

So I decided to look up what songs are turning 10 this year and I'm very *dabs* old and upset

[ironwoman359]

oh my god

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[mytearsrricochet]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

[ro-zden]

Well, you know what they say: Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place.

[poliploki]

when a girl posts...... you listen

[funnytwittertweets]

[orchardsinsnow]

[memeuplift]

[warcrimesimulator]

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

[warcrimesimulator]

We will never experience this again.

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]