on est infiniment bien, on est infiniment beau

somewhen between 20 and 30 // gay // trans?????

[toskarin]

[infertilityidol]

tranny smith aple 🤤

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[whitachi]

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

Perfect shoes for when you need to shit in the club

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[dgolden-boy]

Darling, you haven't even touched your poppers tonight. Is everything good the house down?

[penandinkprincess]

"Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?" is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

[trainwiz]

Bust out the crystal skull vodka and pour me a shot, bitches. We're going off the rails and we're not getting back on them.

[dragongirlsnout]

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

[dragongirlsnout]

when it really started hitting she watched me gracefully compose myself and then pulled me off into a corner to touch on my thoughts and probe the depths of my insight

[local-dog]

woke up the next day with a pounding sense of clarity and and wisdom

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[trangoldin]

[cryptotheism]

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

[cryptotheism]

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

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