🤡AAAA💀AAAA🤡

It's all uphill from here

[horror-aesthete]

[salcristina]

(Penda's Fen ... this is such a fucking amazing film!!!)

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[0jamajos]

also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested

[humanoidchaos]

🥚❤

[fez-ryan]

"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"

-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023

[buny-facts]

her name is parmesan cheese bite

[imfacepalming]

i want to smush my face into parmesan cheese bite and feed her whatever her heart desires

[buny-facts]

so romantic....

[griffonatrix]

use headphones you fucks stop playing shit through your phone speakers I hate you I hate you I hate you this is my most reactionary opinion

it's not even that noise bugs me really? I have no issue with people talking unless they're being really obnoxiously loud.

[griffonatrix]

yeah that's right my most reactionary opinion is "be courteous of other people in public" come at me

[virtualgirladvance]

new job for little old people: sit on public transport and guilt assholes to turn off their speakers

[obscurevideogames]

Goo! Goo! Soundy (Konami - PSX - 1999)

[vithcy]

🤭

[genderoutlaws]

An abandoned theater in Rochester, New York. Formerly a pornographic theater, then just a facade after the Walgreens next door gutted it to use as a warehouse. The Walgreens with it's shampoo and baby formula and half of the store locked in cages; the contradictions stare into you. You go because it is the nearest pharmacy, close in walking distance for you and your disabled loved ones.

The Walgreens shuts down and it too, is now just a vacant facade, next to a vacant facade. You stare into the large windows meant to advertise it's contents, now only showcasing absence. A wide open space with torn up floors. You think about how perfect the location could be for low income housing, for squatting, for anything other than standing as a constant reminder of the city's failures to her people. The parking lot is empty, save for the occasional cop car, to ensure no one uses the lot or the building for anything at all. The cop ensures the space will stay as useless as himself.

They add letters to the theater's marquee; a reminder and encouragement of surveillance. "If you see something, say something. In progress call 911, over and done call 311." They board up the doors, ensuring that the space will stay in it's intended form: empty, useless, an eyesore that reminds everyone of their place. The freshly boarded up door has been emblazoned with a message from those who lack.

"A man would shelter, if he could / in the nook behind this new plywood / the building, abandoned / the man is too / how I wish you'd imagine / that it were you."

[mslunababy]

I may just be an odd one but I don’t want to work until I die. I don’t want to keep hopping from job to job especially now cause the job market is awful. I get bored so quickly with jobs & things start to become mind numbing. It’s like a never ending loop. It’s miserable.

[important-animal-images]

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[fluoresensitives]

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

[doctordaemon]

@whitenikes

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[rabidvampdude]

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

[itsfullofstars]

ASTRONOMY PICTURE OF THE DAY June 12, 2026 at 05:00PM In an interplanetary first, on July 19, 2013 Earth was photographed on the same day from two other worlds of the Solar System, innermost planet Mercury and ringed gas giant Saturn. Pictured on the left, Earth is the pale blue dot just below the rings of Saturn, as captured by the robotic Cassini spacecraft then orbiting the outermost gas giant. On that same day people across planet Earth snapped many of their own pictures of Saturn. On the right, the Earth-Moon system is seen against the dark background of space as captured by the sunward MESSENGER spacecraft, then in Mercury orbit. MESSENGER took its image as part of a search for small natural satellites of Mercury, moons that would be expected to be quite dim. In the MESSENGER image, the brighter Earth and Moon are both overexposed and shine brightly with reflected sunlight. Destined not to return to their home world, both Cassini and MESSENGER have since retired from their missions of Solar System exploration. Image: https://ift.tt/RvofLBS via NASA https://ift.tt/JrUWXmt APOD --> https://ift.tt/YsD7GEH

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my favorite things about colored pencil drawings is that no matter how skilled you are at blending and achieving high fidelity there is a specific final look that cannot be recreated by ai. So when scammers try to pass off AI as a colored pencil drawing it's like be so fucking for real this thing can be debunked instantly it's like me entering a cherry into a small tomato contest