[sylvere]

INTRO POST :3

NAME AND PRONOUNS

 ◦ I go by Sylvere online and I use any pronouns. Can use any terms for me.

 ◦ Since I've been asked a few times, its pronunciation is like “seal” and then “air” with a V at the start. I found it on a list of top French names in a certain decade that I was looking at for a story, but stole it for myself.

INTERACTIONS AND TIMEZONE

 ◦ I appreciate all the things: anons, tags, asks (non‑chain), messages (mutuals only), et cetera.

 ◦ If we've interacted a few times, you can ask for my Discord.

 ◦ If something stops Tumblr from working for my mutuals (cough cough KOSA) or me, I made the e‑mail [email protected]

 ◦ I'm in Pacific Time.

EXERTIVE DOINGS

 ◦ School – It takes up most of my time.

 ◦ Music – I play guitar leisurely, and trombone in concert and jazz band at school. I compose as well.

 ◦ Theatre – I'm in my school's theatre company as a sound tech.

CONSUMPTIVE DOINGS

 ◦ Reading – I pick up books of any genre as long as they interest me. My preference for romance is as a side dish (not the main course), best served queer.

 ◦ Tumblr (evidently)

 ◦ YouTube viewing – Minecraft, visual arts, cinematography, computing, hobbyist manufacturing, and music creation/analysis.

 ◦ Music – I listen to rock, nu metal, jazz, hip‑hop, show tunes and older pop.

LANGUAGES

 ◦ English – It's my mother tongue.

 ◦ French – I started immersion in Grade 6.

 ◦ I took one high‑school Spanish course, so take that as you will.

AGE AND BIRTHDAY(‑ISH)

 ◦ 15–17, born in late July.

GENDER AND ROMANTIC + SEXUAL ORIENTATION

 ◦ My gender is unlabelled and I'm biromantic ace (and miransexual, in terms of microlabels).

RACIAL BACKGROUND AND COUNTRY

 ◦ I'm a half Brown API and half White European.

 ◦ I live on the land of the First Nations, Inuit and Métis peoples (colonially called Canada). I wish I could mention the specific nations, but that would give too specific of a location to share online.

TAGS

 ◦ #sylvere being original (rare) – anything that's not a reblog.

 ◦ #sylvere was interrogated – my responses to asks.

 ◦ #sylvere sanguinely scoring sundry soundscapes – my music.

 ◦ #sylvere dances in the moon's glow – my unhinged posts when I let myself ramble after midnight.

 ◦ #sylvere sleep‑sleep – my goodnight posts.

[MOST RECENT POST UPDATE: 2026‑08‑11]

[aceofhearts64]

i was gonna make a tumblr post but i forgor

[sheishauntingme]

howtoexpressaffection.com

[seat-safety-switch]

Do you feel bad right now? Kinda listless, like everything is being dumped on you? Eternal misery that cannot be fixed? Try eating a potato. You'll feel a lot better.

Potatoes, while obviously the single most lifegiving crop in human history, have gotten a bit of an unfair rap in the media. Be it because of carbohydrates, not enough greenery, or the fact that everyone only eats them fried to a crisp in oil and heavily salted, it seems like there is always a chance for our so-called "truth tellers" to deliver a slam to the noble spud.

Of course, improving your mood will require cooking a potato. Eating them raw does not seem to make me feel any better. And that can be difficult, if you are already feeling pretty terrible. That's why I think we should replace the police with people who hand out a baked potato. They could have like a little oven or something with them and when you want one, you get one.

Now, now, I hear a lot of you saying: oh, but then who will arrest the criminals? That's scarcity thinking. There'll be no criminals anymore. If you're feeling like you might want to rob a bank, it's possible that you just need a baked potato. With chives, little sour cream, bacon bits? Any nearby Potato Officer will provide, and then you can go right back to having a productive life, doing some kind of weird hobby instead of threatening to shoot a bunch of people unless they give you money that you would just use to buy potatoes anyway.

So I want you to think about this the next time the city police budget comes up for renewal. That could buy a lot of potatoes. Hell, it could buy some fried potatoes. Damn, that sounds pretty good right now, doesn't it? Way better than having some kind of unaccountable stealth helicopter flying down your alley because some asshole didn't get to eat dinner this evening and has committed an unspeakable crime about it.

[this-wretched-old-routine]

@sylvere

[the-wolf-emoji]

Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule

[what-is-going-on-im-confused]

@cranberry-branflakes

[cranberry-branflakes]

regular sleep schedules are lame I sync up with my moots

[possibly-evil]

can u subsitute the creepy pasta with creepy salad thanks

[berkeleygirl3]

[sylvere]

[ID: A photograph of metal bookshelves in a library, with text added digitally that reads, “this is the only data center I want funded.” End ID.]

[l-zah1ra]

Never trust someone who calls every gay man “zesty”

or any man that shows happiness in things that aren’t inherently masculine

[sylvere]

Good morning darling

hello.

[this-wretched-old-routine]

Pinterest how did you know 🥹

[sylvere]

[ID: A screenshot featuring a photograph of a beautiful potato with the caption below reading, “Fresh Russet Potato – each.” It is listed as being sponsored by Target. End ID.]

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sleeping cancelled multiple mutuals are active and online right now

[sylvere]

sleeping back on I'm getting tired

[nondelphic]

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

[dragonflavoredcake]

Mumbo: Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm going fishing at a lake in Bosnia in the middle of nowhere, and I probably won't have a signal for a couple of days. Grian: One day you're gonna die and we're just not gonna know about it for months

[sylvere]

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[sylvere]

sleeping cancelled multiple mutuals are active and online right now

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[sylvere]

thinking about how when our theatre company director directed Romeo and Juliet there were (if I recall what she said correctly) six couples among the cast and none of them were Romeo and Juliet

[genericdragon]

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual