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professional yapper friendsatthetable.net / mediaclub.plus 🔞

[guccigarantine]

happy 10 year anniversary to “fuck shit titties it’s friends at the table”

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[hermywolf]

benched - by mae kail (cowboymae on ig)

[uneventide]

i think she likes chrome

[loveridden1999]

what if it all worked out in my favour

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[ethernalium]

[girlnextvore]

I know this is suppose to be a scary thing for a wrestler to say

but this is flirting to me

[tgatbc]

[pimientosdulces]

the gavins

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[little-bender-things-blog]

[katherinelam]

im trying to paint every episode of the sopranos. send thoughts and prayers

[bakwaaas]

I am not immune to a hand on my lower back guiding me through the crowd

[sandmandaddy69]