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(To my normal followers) don't worry I won't make a portal to blood hell, I basically don't care about it at all (to my horny weirdo followers) we gotta make that portal NOW

jarojam

Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

thatonebipotato

he does this every year

userfaramir

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING — Behind the Scenes

iamjaynaemarie

Dangers of working on a set.

That’s what I said.

seawitchkaraoke

Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride up ahead “this far” because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasn’t.

But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them just…. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it “added a little extra tension”.

mikkeneko

ithinkitsdashing

#they just don’t make behind the scenes stories like lotr anymore

ophidahlia

Viggo was just Like That™ for the whole trilogy, taking method acting to extreme levels:

he would spend multiple days walking overland to locations in full pack, sword, & armour when everyone else was travelling in trucks

refused to use any prop swords that weren’t actual steel

basically lived in the forest in-costume, sleeping rough under the sky, even fishing & foraging for his food when possible

often spent hours in the barn just bonding with the horses. He adopted the horse he rode, Uranus, after filming ended

repaired all his own gear by hand, which was often since he never took it off

had a tooth knocked out during filming but had the crew simply glue it back in place so they could keep filming

the instructor who taught everyone swordplay said Viggo was the best swordsman he had ever trained

carried his sword literally everywhere & practiced non-stop, resulting in the cops being called when locals reported “a wild man swinging a sword around his head" outside a gym in Wellington

an orc actor fucked up & accidentally threw a dagger directly into Viggo’s face, but Viggo just deflected it with his sword. They kept that shot

infamously broke 3 toes kicking that helmet but stayed in-character & sold his very real scream as part of the scene. They also kept that shot

Viggo insists on doing his own stunts; in The Two Towers where Aragorn is unconscious & floating down the river, the strong current pulled him underwater for so long that a rescue team had to go in to save him. Viggo survived by grabbing a boulder on the riverbed and pulling himself to the surface

It’s probably more accurate to say that Aragorn played Viggo Mortensen in the off season, so I’m 100% unsurprised to hear he put a whole crowd of fellow actors in genuine mortal peril for a 12% increase in authenticity

amaralesbian

Happy Pride from Sam Winchester

lesbianjoannaharvelle

maxadecillion

(points to the sign)

#luuuciiiifeeeeer 😭😭😭😭😭😭

unapologetic-autie

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

retrogamingblog2

digital-magus

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

largoindminor

@octaviaabadassblakee you’re famous

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

i am once again wondering how this got adapted as a children’s movie

somanyfandomsomfg

Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame: Never judge people for how they look! It's not their appearance that matters, it's what's in their hearts!

Victor Hugo: Every man ever is an evil sex pervert. You understand me? Are you hearing me? All of them. Every single man. The bell freak? Evil pervert. The archdeacon? Evil pervert. That random guy you thought was hot? Yeah. You guessed it. Evil pervert.