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soph - 26- she/her mdni

[megankane]

if you donate to any of the gofundmes, mutual aid funds, etc, that i reblog, dm me proof and i will match your donation!

[madamoisellemabry]

i do think there’s a world where ilya tells cliff marleau about the friendship plan and cliff is like “well if ur cover story is friendship than we need to make ur reputation with friends super gay king” and ilya is like “bro … you would do that … for us …” and cliff is like “no worries big dawg”. because like, hollander doesn’t do the gay for the homies thing naturally, but if roz has a reputation, it won’t be weird if he does it in public even if hollsy doesn’t reciprocate. cliff is a genius.

anyway, that’s how the internet spends a year speculating that ilya rozanov and cliff marleau have explored each others bodies. they are so all over each other and constantly tweeting gay shit about each other that ilya’s time with shane barely even gets a second glance. the first time ilya drags shane out to meet cliff, a photo gets posted on twitter and everyone is like “poor shane having to third wheel these two #ally”.

obviously shane is gnawing on furniture because he’s so jealous, but the plan does work. and when they get outed, cliff works it into his best man speech.

[miplup]

it's like 199 degrees‼️🥵

[hollanov-in-lov]

Shane’s Face Journey when: Ilya’s public All Stars game smooch, and how unreservedly gleeful Shane is about it

*best viewed top down to enjoy the minutiae of his voluminous glee

Source: these glorious gifs @delicatepointofview

(proudly featuring Hudson’s smiling eye dimple👆)

[knownqueerbaiter]

shane: can i fall asleep with your dick in my mouth 🥺

ilya (has heard how bad shane grinds his teeth at night): maybe another night moya lyubov ;)

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s phone background is a revolving set of pictures of the kids and shane and anya in different formations

shane’s phone background hasn’t been changed in 15 years and its a screenshot of ilyas calvin klein shoot with the google search “ilya rozanov ck” visible at the top and its zoomed in just a little bit awkwardly towards his abs (and therefore also his crotch) and their teenage kids think its the most embarrassing thing in the world

[graceebooks]

david watching ilya and shane at the all star game: which could mean nothing

[it-will-pass]

standing like a goody-two shoes with that dorkass smile after pissing offff his situationship/rivalry/crush #exactly

[megankane]

i’ve been thinking about the sandwich i’m going to get before i see the odyssey on monday all week.

[urie]

its soooo funny its so funny that shane is all drunk earnest sparkly eyed like ohh shit thats ilya ok play it cool say something casual say something normal say something normal and what comes out of his mouth is a suicide joke ep1 rooftop scene you will always be famous

[ismickeyadopted]

[enh1614149]

[twirlingfreckles]

in the world where Ross Landry has pulled an Elliott Page and transitioned in his 30s, he’s obviously still best friends with Shane, but I do think Ilya would be suddenly jealous all over again over this friendship

[russianblush]

ILYA ROZANOV APPRECIATION WEEK — day two: favorite look

[xohxoo]

This picture, WOW 🤩

[frankiecorleone]

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

[littlegirlinvisible]

HUDSON WILLIAMS & CONNOR STORRIE For the audio series “EMBER AND ICE,” out December 30 on Quinn.