[femtocloaca-deactivated20251203]

ha.....haaa...hahahah!!!! Myyyyyy... THIS!!!! [THUNDER CLAP]*LIGHTING CRACKLING* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!!!!!

[handsywoman]

that first glimpse at jealous Shane and Ilya's adorable reaction to it 🥹

[clytemnestraaa]

and if i said #myirina who does the same ilya mouth thing

[clytemnestraaa]

the other reason she is irina to me. teary ilya voice. shane would you like to see a photo of my most beautiful mama…

shane voice. oh uh. yeah. i do see the resemblance.

[katiehomophobia]

[shaneposting]

au where instead of the cross necklace ilya inherits some type of ornamental religious icon. so everything is the same except the first time shane is sucking dick in ilya’s house he’s accidentally making eye contact with this

[heymacy]

To be seen is to be loved.

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[stshanebastian]

[graceebooks]

jacob is changing the main conflict of the long game to shane having a gay identity crisis because ilya is nonbinary

[gaygoatshane]

love him and his swag

[shanyshko]

the leader of the hunter gatherer group: no, pointed, like this- see?

shane in a past life surrounded by wood shavings and holding a long curved stick: i don't know leader. are you sure. this just feels right

[nonlynear]

“sick like crazy” is still the wildest thing anyone’s ever said to anyone

[handsywoman-ep2]

this is important to me

[hollanovulation]

scott hunter IS the hamburgler

[knucklecurve]

if you’re kip grady being Gay Divorced is the chicest thing you can do and if you’re scott hunter being Gay Divorced means you have to go into witness protection

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

[rozanovs]

#ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer