Synastra

@synastra

Just the collection of posts about my favorite media. Not spoiler-free, please be aware of that. All posts belong to their respective creators and are tagged according to fandoms. Feel free to look around, but leave me alone please. You might see me a lot in comments, don't worry about it, that's just the way I like to interact.

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live-long-and-pasta

Rocky seeing Grace in the tunnel for the first time: Oh god ok this is probably an important greeting ritual for these aliens. I’m sure all these movements have deep significance to their culture…

Ryland Grace, panicking, zero coherent thoughts in his brain: Maybe the rock spider will like dancing the salsa???

edenisquiet

how dare you hide it in the tags op

#phm

strattistician

I think Eva Stratt is aroace but doesn't know that. Not in a "she doesn't label herself" way (she doesn't), but she just thinks that she's normal and everyone else is weird as fuck

#phm

eva-birdman

Hepheastus sillies

#w359

theonceandfuturefool

renee minkowski is the only person I truly believe was born in the wrong century. she possesses the soul of an 1800s sailor. if she was the captain in Moby Dick they would’ve harpooned that whale in half the time

I always liked this exchange

#w359

dei-er

if i was jacobi i'd be so mad cause like some hot guy walks up to you in a bar and talks you up buys you a drink but turns out he's just trying to recruit you into the weird black ops tech company thing he's sworn his life to

#w359 #check tags

repetitionandvariation

which of these does NOT happen in wolf 359

a man comes out to his coworker in a high-stress hostage situation

a woman has a multiweek violent feud with a highly intelligent plant monster

someone poisons himself and almost dies so he can talk to aliens (it works)

a funeral ends with one of the deceased coming back

grief leads to a hostage situation with russian roulette and a bomb threat

the solution to "deadly spider" is "suffocate it and shoot it with a gun"

someone reveals that he ate nothing but pecan pie for a week (by choice)

everyone almost dies because someone tried to pour whiskey in the fuel tanks

two men strip naked to prove to each other that they didn't steal something

someone's violent harpoon death is foreshadowed dozens of episodes in advance

i've listened to wolf359/i know the fake/results

Voting ended onSep 19, 2025

the answer is not semantics. one of these did not happen at all

#w359

nickysowl

this post by @repetitionandvariation made me giggle so i had to draw it

#w359

annabelle--cane

in defense of doug eiffel, he was literally on the hephaestus on remand, he was doing penal labor, he did not want to be there and any vague illusion of him having a choice in the matter was cancelled out by cutter threatening his daughter to get him to comply. in offense of doug eiffel, hera was also there as forced labor and she only fucked around maybe 30% as much.

castingpods

OP you cannot leave these in the tags they are the most accurate character descriptions I’ve ever seen

#w359

specialagentartemis

just realized that between the alien duplicates, the mind erasures, and the temporary deletions, there is an argument to be made that Minkowski is the only Wolf 359 character who completely 100% survived her mission to space

booksandchainmail

it's because she's the only one who actually read the Deep Space Survival Manual

synastra

^ op's tags for posterity

#w359

commandrogyne

Wolf 359: 3 assholes stuck in space with 1 asshole computer, later joined by more assholes. Every asshole thinks they are right. None of them are right

#w359

hisnamewasphil

Cute Pet Names For Your S/O

• Baby

• Sweetheart

• Sweetie

• Doctor Tech Support

• Stickus-Up-The-Assus

• Cretinous Lizard

• Insubordinate Hyena

• Bob

#w359

our-lady-of-space

Getting attached to podcast characters like

#w359

vx3-deactivated20191124

best part of wolf 359 is when minkowski and eiffel find selberg’s old logs in the spider lab and minkowski says “i think we just found a non-hilbert source of information.”

#w359