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#nick #fictive #introject #funnier as a fictive dot png #systemposting #system memes #unreality tag per kagami

Hypothetically... if I were to make an endo friendly discord server... made to befriend other systems and the like... how likely is it that people will join?

...Reblog if you would, is what I am asking here

bougiebutchbinch

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

bougiebutchbinch

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

bougiebutchbinch

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

bougiebutchbinch

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

bougiebutchbinch

New one...

Surgeon, exceedingly frustrated: can't you just stop her breathing for ten minutes?

Anaesthetist, exceedingly done: ...no

#middlesea crew

a-state-of-bliss

Viviane Orth @ Samuel Cirnansck Spr/Sum 2012

#peri

ask-philippe

Suggestion. Train aron to go eat the anti homeless bars. What are they going to do? Call the cops on pokemon?

You know what? Good call. I’m sure I can get a little army of Aron trained to do that easily. They already love eating scrap metal, so this would be a cakewalk.

#adder

plurality-pet-peeves

My p3 is that I wish the plural community on Tumblr didn't trend quite so young sometimes. We're in our 30s and I never seem to find anyone in that bracket. I wanna talk to people about marriage or potential child rearing as a plural. I want help with taking care of a household where I'm not the scared kid being forced to clean up after the adults. I'm the adult adult and it's wild to navigate. Any other older plural folks in the audience?

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lighthouseharbor

hi Anon we are in the 30's range too and would actually love to have other adult Plurals to talk about thing like mortgage (or lack there of), insurance woes, and definitely about the potential child raising and troubles with using an aging body!

#waving #late 20s and happy to talk!

lovewritteninthestrands

Argent Princess Orianna Argentius, The Silverblood Succubus

#the Starsworn

handsfreepizza

I’m just out here making Art with a capital A

#jumbo

frogatz

ordered myself a keychain out of two lovely things in this world. calypso and esteemed sanrio character big challenges . will update when they get here ^.^

#jumbo