a solitary pork cutlet

|| synpitou || 31 || 🖤🤍💜|| Stressed Young Adult || Growing Amaryllis writer || Team Skull Grunt

[geckogoblin]

I would let you carve out an aorta from my still beating heart but you aren't chill enough to understand that

[synpitou]

[synpitou]

If anyone doesnt mind giving my profile a like to help with my Sect ranking I would appreciate it uwu

Comment with your ID and im happy to like as well if needed.

Gifts appreciated, but i may not be able to reciprocate until I get more wine and blossoms uwu

[t4t4t]

[d-7th]

The fundraiser to help Adriana's family.

[little-slice-of-eden]

This is the meme that broke me. I shall never be the same again.

[lilac-roleplay-starters]

Marcus the Worm starters :  

"I don't like this rock, it's pissing me off."

"This one's a keeper."

"I have a 25% off coupon per can of soup."

"You want some wasps?"

"I have 7,212 wasps."

"I'm going to fuck you."

"I can't find my Doritos spicy sweet chili tortilla chips."

"I sure wish I had working eyesight."

"I must make my way out there into the world."

"You want some shrimp?"

"My mother is dead, the mafia got her."

"I don't think I'm running the company well."

"I'm afraid this is the owner of the Kmart Corporation."

"I will douse you in gasoline and ignite it into a fiery sacrificial display of immolation from my own satisfaction, you stupid idiotically vermin."

"-insert character name- shanked me in the leg at Panera Bread."

"You haven't seen the bean spiders, have you?"

"I got some green stuff on my finger again, I'm a little sad about it."

"Rigatoni pasta, yum yum."

"I'm analyzing your likelihood of organ failure."

"I accidentally atomized an Applebee's."

"You're ruining the vibe."

"I've discredited the invention of the stepladder."

"Apparently, it's not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant."

[cometcrystal]

one thing tik tok has that tumblr doesn't is marcus the worn. we're kinda missing out

[polka-dot-pond]

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[synpitou]

What in the Sandrock is this flying in my desert sky

[synpitou]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BADLY RENDERED DOG

[synpitou]

What in the Sandrock is this flying in my desert sky

[synpitou]

Nothing says "I love Jesus" and "I'm a republican" by...liking someone on a dating app to tell them they're going to hell for being a democrat and/or voting for Harris. Or having your main profile pic include a table with several pill bottles.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[synpitou]

okay, hear me out

we know Monet died on Punk Hazard and the closest fruit are Nami's tangerine trees

and the running theory i see most of is Nami eating it (if anyone does)

but - Vivi.

Vivi is rejoining the Strawhats. from a land that has struggled with water.

snow + heat = rain

[synpitou]

Bagpipes and freedom today :)

[synpitou]

M o o n

[synpitou]

Reborn: "Your ex was a walking red flag. I'm the whole damn siren."

Bianchi: "And my love is the storm."

[synpitou]

I think my favorite discovery is that I can have red/orange eyes via hidden color palette swatches in character creation lol