My Soul Belongs in New Vegas

Arden - 28 - He/Him -  Urban Fantasy, Science Fiction, Fan Fiction and Fantasy Writer Don't mind my obsession with Elder Scrolls and Fallout.

[tnnine]

just finished my journey of lonesome road

He's a impressive character!

[synysterlovely]

I forgot how many Fallout blogs follow me bahahaha I still love Fallout but it ain't my main thing no more

[synysterlovely]

What's up y'all. It's been a while. Lots changed since I been here last. I've been on my simblr for a good long while and figured it's time to get back to my personal tumblr. I've got lots of new fandoms to follow anyways. Y'all might not like the new things I like and that's okay if there's anyone even still following me. Or if any of my followers are even still active. I need a place to just be me and share what I like. I'm nearin 30 and it's time to stop caring what internet people thing. See y'all 'round.

[madelinetransqt]

we need more books about queer ppl who are violent and unhinged

[madelinetransqt]

we have enough books about being gay in high school it is time for books about being gay and a cunt

[normal-horoscopes]

The Illiad

[youngwoochoo]

“We should have a talent show!“

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022-)

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

do kids these days make up songs about killing the wiggles and doc mcstuffins or did barney the dinosaur just unlock some latent primal rage in my generation

[lyrslair]

Listen I had a childhood pre-Barney and we didn’t sing about killing our childhood characters then as far as I am aware so I am inclined to suspect that goddamn purple dinosaur just struck some kind of collective nerve.

[coyotes-grin]

I grew up in a transitional period.  When I was really young, we had Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers, and we had nothing but unconditional love for them.  

Then Barney came along, and so great was our rage that we would need to slaughter not only him but also Baby Bop to slake our bloodthirst.

Then as far as I can tell came the Wiggles, Lazytown, and Blue’s Clues, and all of them are still quite beloved.

Maybe there’s still some primitive part of our brain that knows to fear dinosaurs?

[borderlineinsanity413]

Yeah I was born on the tail end of Barney and that was the only one we ever wanted dead

[nezclaw]

[headspace-hotel]

There's an entire wikipedia page for anti-Barney humor

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[dykebarbie]

izzy, bursting into the room: ha! i knew it, you’re having sex!

stede, sitting there reading a book: ed, why didn’t you tell me?

blackbeard, sharpening his sword: sorry

[asgardling]

These guys🥺

[whatsupspaceman]

[janew-daens]

stede: go suck eggs in hell!!!

ed:

[smooth-crimminal-deactivated202]

[armacheart]

Stede: sets the entire boat on fire with a few pointed words and a polite smile

Blackbeard:

[perkynurples]

this works in reverse too

[hesgomorrah]

our flag means death + test posts (1/??)

[shiplessoceans]

I will never stop laughing about how hard the producer of Our Flag Means Death is coming up against the wall of our queerbaiting trauma.

David Jenkins: 'So it's a love story...'

Us: *eye-roll* 'Of platonic brothers in arms who are best friends yeah we get it.'

David Jenkins: 'No the two main characters are falling in love...'

Us: 'With the idea of being pirate best friends?'

David Jenkins: '...with each other.'

Us: 'As brothers, like Cas and Dean, Merlin and Arthur, John and Sherlock...'

David Jenkins: '....Blackbeard's henchman thinks they're fuck!ng and says he's been seduced.'

Us: 'Look we're hooked anyway but we get it, it's never gonna happen and we're gross for thinking it. Been there done that.'

David Jenkins: 'Here's some other queer characters just to prove this is a safe space and you can trust me! This is a romance!'

Us: '....like a bromance?'

David Jenkins: 'I am gonna have them almost kiss under the moonlight and then turn to give each other lingering looks and include a breakup arc where I will confirm Blackbeard's queerness by bringing in an ex of his and then show jealousy and tension.'

Us: 'Wait......for real? WAIT. Omfg THIS IS NOT A DRILL. ATTENTION ALL FANARTISTS AND FANDOM TRASH ITS FINALLY HAPPENING.'

*Trends number 1 on Tumblr for days*

*cast and crew seem confused by sudden surge in interest*

Like it took us 8 episodes to realise we weren't being queerbaited for real this time because we are all so hesitant from what every other show has done to us.

[gertyorkess]

stede and ed are truly moron loving moron. stede got stabbed and the first thing he did was ask ed if he did it right and of course, ed thought that shit was the coolest fucking thing ever. they got one braincell between them and it died the day they made eye contact