sifa 😛😛

hello my name is matthew patrick and im a blond haired blue eyed large brested female whos single and ready to mingle https://crsifyiler.carrd.co

[syphilistic]

the quality is so buns🥹🥹✌️

[syphilistic]

just remembered my tumblr password logged on and saw phonemike on my fyp this life is beautiful

[lacking-artdration]

boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. so I fluster the head of security. on company time.

[alex1i5]

do people here still enjoy gregvan ..... ?

anyways uhm prom ball

[grrodioff]

“The solved case”

[rumpelree]

💕Phone Guy & Dispatch Design doodles!!!

Last time, a few months ago, when I made my Phone Guy design someone said he looked too young so I ah. Tried to make him look SLIGHTLY older here I guess??? He’s only in his 30s in the 80s so it’s not too out there for him to be youthful, but still I made his face shading slightly heavier XD tried to make him slightly less cute. On one hand he looks older and on the other hand he looks like a teenager so- idk what to tell y’all XD I tried. Mb. Also I know last time people liked the red hair but, I just wasn’t vibing with it for him anymore.

Before now I’ve never had a Dispatch(SOTM)/Hand Unit(SL) guy design and I FINALLY DO. AND IM SO HAPPY WITH HIM TEEHEE one of my favorite artists made a Dispatch design a month ago and it was like a twinky businessman and I was so tempted to also go down that route- instead I went with a fashionable, not quite a twink business looking man instead! XD

Decided I wanted him to be one of Will’s favorite/more valued employees, given that it’s revealed in SOTM that the HandUnit’s voice in Sister Location is like the Siri version of a real (in universe) guy, referred to as Dispatch- idk it just made sense to me XD I wouldn’t make just anyone’s voice the voice of my entire operating system, yk?

I’ve never drawn waves before so idk if they look good or not?? I had photo references sure but didn’t know how to translate it to a drawing, so I used comic book Norman Osborn as my hair reference- also I didn’t know if I liked him with glasses or not so I included both versions!

Also when pondering William and Clement’s relationship to a friend, she made a good point, that being that “William has a thing for everyone” which, true- so- gave him a small crush on Clement XD never goes anywhere of course, but their dynamic is SLIIIIGHTLYYYY flirty ahem- nothing crazy, William’s already having an affair with the gay love of his life, Henry, and despite thinking Dispatch is fine af, it never passes flirty. I may be one for the drama but even THAT would be too much drama for me- they are mostly professional

(As usual, text copy and pasted from my YouTube post version of this)

[syphilistic]

doomed fnaf yaoi in the big 2025 ❤️‍🩹🌹🔋

[majesticwaterss]

𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘺 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥

guys I think Arnold should be able to drag Dispatch with his truck who agrees

[karfecc-dreamer]

[nelward — Ghost]

[karfecc-dreamer]

GUYS

GUYS

U WON'T BELIEVE

I DID A FRICKING ANIMATION MEME

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY FRICKING LIFE

LOOK AT TGIS (With caution, tho-)

I know it kinda twitchy and rough but I still realy like how it turned out

(Also, uhm... Please don't mind the dot after Ralph's name in the beginning of the meme..... it's not supposed to be here, this is a mistake that I've noticed too lately to fix-)

((I ALSO POSTED THIS ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/BPjNuINNU7E ))

[grrodioff]

Other phonemike sketches x2

[syphilistic]

sotm was soooo good. loved whatever brand new phonemike had going on and i can't stop quoting dispatcher's that one monologue. here's my take on his design!

[nadyashka]

Hares

[shinewonder]

having watched only one coryxkenshin video, this is my statement on sotm

[ibm1ka]

secret of the gays

[smspky]

The monster I’ve become.

[syphilistic]

(kinda) coming back to tumblr feels lowkey very pleasant, the exams did not treat me well guys😔😔 I have like two more left, but the hardest ones are far behind me and im glad to be back

vanessa vanessa vanessa my girl you better be in the secret of the mimic