✨wasting my life on this hellsite since 2013✨

✨ currently living my best life in stardew valley while also trying to get my real life in order ✨ ✨ tina | 34 | black | bi | cis-she/her | ♓ | infp | minors, racists/xenophobes, sexists, biphobes/anti-lgbtqia+/exclusionists/terfs/radfems/truscum/trumeds/gender criticals (essentialists)/swerfs, body-shamers, ableists, antis (i'm a former anti ally)/fancops, maps and zoophiles DO NOT even bother to follow or interact with me. thanks a bunch! 😘✨ ⚠️ i officially consider this blog to be 18+/20+/30+, so don't be surprised to find nsfw/adult content here (it will be tagged). for the minors that decide to follow anyway, PLEASE know that I will check your blog and immediately have you blocked! you have been warned. ⚠️ ✨ on a temporary break from tumblr (social media in general), but will occasionally pop in from time to time ✨

[devinellekurtz]

My take on the moment when Aang & Appa reunite after the lost days

[syruponsausage]

Oof, I just checked my inbox after not doing so for so long, and low and behold this user left me this as my top message:

I don't know why they did this, but I hope they felt better leaving it in my inbox. I can't stand this site, holy shit, lmao!

[happybird16]

Obsessed with the way Chilchuck wakes people up

[hollowboobtheory]

shut up this is the only video I care about

[pomrania]

"Dachshund car-wash rave" sounds like it's a nonsensical combination of words; but it actually describes this pretty well.

The audio is the start of 'Sandstorm' (Darude), plus some incidental sound (mostly barking), with the tiktok voice narrating two sentences at the beginning.

[catchymemes]

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[catchymemes]

[thecollectibles]

Cats painting studies by Paul Rabaud

[pukicho]

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[pukicho]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[karnalesbian]

I keep fucking coming back to this video and not being able to get over how the combination of the tits out look with that hat makes me feel like buddy is essentially dressed like some sort of racy lawn gnome

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[valtsv]

vampires bite your neck because it's sexy but also so you don't see their faces when they're biting you and start laughing hysterically

[valtsv]

person being bitten: *getting really into it, maybe even falling in love a little bit*

the vampire:

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

[adulthoodisokay]

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[oneswordstyle]

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

happy birthday garrett

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[valtsv]

sore throats might be the stupidest response to illness i've ever experienced. oh you want to eat? drink?? breathe air??? TEN THOUSAND KNIVES ATTACK