ballin’ on a budget

♊️ NB || 19 || whats up i'm bi like 295% of the time but i'm also in a constant state of hysterics how's it going? hobbies include: fucking shit up, art

[sailorjupiter42069-deactivated2]

here’s spinel after reformed when Rose disappeared:00 and in the second is like in the episode “change your mind” after reforming when yellow poofed her uwuu

btw part of my Spinel AU

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[aleikats]

Golly Jeez I’m finally done with this comic khajsbdh. I’m a little over late but *waves arms around like a maniac* Jack Frost sugar is real…but it’s ancient lmao (don’t take it literally, i mean it’s just an old product.)

[ramendoodlesart]

I haven’t seen the Broly movie yet(it comes out 28th february here, me suffer greatly), but the “sexy Gogeta credit scene” was spoiled to me, and I *had* to do something about it :D

Gogeta is DADDY

and I spent way too much time on them man titts lol

[ramendoodlesart]

Why everything would be better with tails lol

From a prompt given by a friend that is currently sick, get well B 😉

[bassiter]

straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused 

“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.

“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.

“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”

and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.

it’s so fucking sad tbh

[otterbadger]

Reblogging. Trans men out there could probably do with this boost actually. I’m not sure if it would necessarily occur to folk to use makeup to look more masculine!

[bassiter]

i am trans actually! and makeup definitely is part of how i manage to pass. darkening eyebrows and cheek n jaw contouring does fucking wonders

[xylatra]

What cis men think makeup is:

[corviida]

i owe nintendo my entire life i guess!!!

[carnelianfoxx]

[radio-silents]

inuyasha has blessed me with so many new boyfriends

[itsallavengers]

Sam Wilson is gonna be the funniest Captain America like. Steve Rogers used to just let the villains Monologue and talk shit for 4 whole fucking minutes before doing anything which means all the Bad guys meeting Sam are boutta be SO shocked…… They open their mouths with this whole Badass Villainous Speech prepared but as soon as they say the first vowel Sam is immediately just like ‘God shut the fuck up already’ and shoots them in the teeth

[itsallavengers]

Villains: you can’t…you can’t just SHOOT ME that’s not how this works!!! Let me talk!! Rogers always let me have at least a minute of monologuing before he engaged-

Sam, already shooting him again: bitch do I look like Steve Rogers to you

[notobsessed-justobservant]

THE FUCKING TAGS I-

[I.D.: #thank god #lets see the caption Wilson psas #’so you got detention you little bitch peter Parker this is directed at you’ #marvel]

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole

[arobotmadeforjerkinu]

It doesn’t matter what a woman wears. They’ll just talk on and on about their favorite soap operas and drama with their friends.

A smart man will always look for the cool, smooth, plastic hands of a robot to satisfy his needs.

[blackpyrefly]

WH

[irredescent-cacophony-deactivat]

[splotchee]

So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick….i got you something. A new friend…youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me

And she says “its a gnomosexual!”

[splotchee]

My mums delighted by all your postive responses, and she has a response for you guys

[tarrot-patch]

Happy Pride Month!!! This is ½ set of stickers I’ve designed for this month, which can be purchased on my Teepublic! 🏳️‍🌈💖💗🏳️‍🌈

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

[foxyymulderr-deactivated2022101]

i just gotta i’m sorry

[thetinyfruitbat]

Never not reblog money doggo

[riptidejunkie]

Bro I’m broke help

[paperbag1698]

someone used my card and my balance is negative. please help me good pup

[plasticroyal]

[wiittyusername]

I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao 

Also up on Youtube

[lin-manuel]