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hello binch

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[matteoush]

Hot air balloons float over the meeting point between the desert and the lush, Nile fed countryside in Egypt.

[macleod]

Flying a drone through fireworks

[losangelesrams-deactivated20170]

I really don’t think anything exists man

[astormlikethis-remaking]

american culture is

i have a structured settlement, and i need cash now! CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!!!!

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

give your child a head start for just PENNIES A DAY!!!!

[astormlikethis-remaking]

more american culture, gathered for your convenience from the notes of this post:

🎶 800-588-2300 e m p i r e ! 🎶 TODAY!

CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK! Its Lots and Lots of TRAINS!

Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to the forehead. Head-On! Apply directly to t

(shirley temple voice) ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP, MONKEYS AND RABBITS, LOOP DA LOOP

We! Are! Farmers! Bum ba bum bum bum bum bum!

STANLEY STEEMER MAKES YOUR HOME CLEANER!

Personal injury lawyer commercials (vary by region)

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME!

[sexy-svetlana94-deactivated2014]

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

[lesbian-moon-gf]

the scent is called petrichor

[vivanlosancestros-deactivated20]

This is my absolute favorite smell

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Jorrdyyyy)

[euph-emism]

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

[horn-for-life]

[littlekingtrashboy]

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[cripplingdepresssion]

[siemprenuestro]

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[chronyck]

[candyredterezii]

[mareya]

amazing

[nordic-at-heart]

Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

[fatmanatee]